Scrotox

[Dave W]

Thanks to a link at Dave Barry's blog today, here's something else for vain guys to want

Maybe Sherwin-Williams can come up with a formula.

[uwe]

It was about time that this forum of fora devotes itself to male beauty secrets.

At the same time, we must be true to our own scientific standards and that means: Unless proven otherwise, finish does not influence scrota.

[lowend1]

I'm with Uwe on this one.... also, I mean, the thing is in a constant state of flux right (due to temp regulation among other things); it gets wrinkly and tight, then other times smoother, looser and lower hanging, and everything in between, so it makes even less sense to me.

A woman who finds yer balls gross is not going to be impressed by this.

Yes, as a friend used to describe a good band - "Tight as ocean balls."
He also used to use the phrase "walnut shell" when discussing the same shrinkage phenomenon.

[Pilgrim]

[uwe]

Consumer TV is my favorite. It's where the viewer still matters.

Do we have a solution for the prevailing problem of furballs yet?



Wrinkle, wrinkle, little ball ...
Good that I can reach you all!

[OldManC]

Only in the YewEssofAy.

Actually, I've seen those mostly on vehicles whose drivers come from a little further south.

[uwe]

Must be turkey farmers all of them?

[uwe]

 I wish my butt was bigger, if I had the  spare $$$ maybe some silicone implants

Yes, Kim, we understand.

[Granny Gremlin]

Actually, I've seen those mostly on vehicles whose drivers come from a little further south.

Dude, they're all over; we got em up here.  Not so much in the city itself.

[TBird1958]

Yes, Kim, we understand.

 Not that big!  Jeez, I'd have to pay real estate tax on that much heine!

[Dave W]

The Kuntrashian klan, bringing new meaning to the term butt-ugly.

[uwe]

Apparently, the robbers left her behind untouched.

[Pilgrim]

Apparently, the robbers left her behind untouched.

Evidently it was so oiled up that she slipped from their grasp....

[Dave W]

I smell a rat. Either it was an inside job or the whole thing is just another publicity stunt for that clan of media whores.

[Pilgrim]

"Clan of Media Whores"

That MUST become a band name immediately!!  It's perfect!!!