Ich liebe großße boobies, die hübsche großße boobies: nicht klein schlecht boobies! Ich liebe großße boobies!
...my apologies to Deutschland, and all my German teachers, the last of which was kind enough to give me a huge box full of concert t-shirts that her husband, a concert promoter had. There were three out of about fifty that I could wear, but it was a really nice gesture, even if it was out of pity. And now the extent of my knowledge of the langauge is confined to breast enlarging shower songs in half-english, which I can in no way market for financial gain. Never have I felt more truly American!