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Aussie Mark

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They're all virgins after a bath
« on: January 29, 2015, 04:18:54 PM »
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Re: They're all virgins after a bath
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2015, 06:22:06 PM »
This topic will certainly tongue its way to some steamy comments.

I do fear highly inappropriate pictures though of the sort of poor, soiled and juvenile humor we have sadly come to expect here.








With these concerns in mind (and tongue planted firmly between cheeks), The Full Steam Vaginas still seems like a good band name to me.
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Re: They're all virgins after a bath
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2015, 07:07:39 PM »

 I'm very happy to see there's something for the "other" orifice  :o


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Re: They're all virgins after a bath
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2015, 07:11:57 PM »
Such hedonism incitement from expected quarters/usual suspects aside, the new practice should be applied with moderation and restraint.

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Re: They're all virgins after a bath
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2015, 08:38:08 PM »
Her open-mouthed look in the first pic... is she imitating what her "V" looks like after steaming?

$64 a session? Wouldn't it be cheaper and cleaner at One Hour Martinizing?
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Re: They're all virgins after a bath
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2015, 09:38:20 PM »
I thought it was common knowledge that steam cleaning is good for .....rugs.  :o
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Re: They're all virgins after a bath
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2015, 10:31:40 PM »


 I've never steamed the Poodle,  just keep it trimmed  :mrgreen:
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Re: They're all virgins after a bath
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2015, 11:05:19 PM »
That announcement should take some pressure off these guys :rimshot:

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Re: They're all virgins after a bath
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2015, 11:48:37 PM »
Joanna Lumley talked about a similar device in the Graham Norton show. She used to have a travel show and across this Sudanese tradition. Fast forward 30 seconds:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ok9nPEsD0w?t=30
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Re: They're all virgins after a bath
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2015, 04:20:45 AM »
After some digging I found their training video....


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Re: They're all virgins after a bath
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2015, 07:16:10 AM »
I knew this thread would be a groaner. :-\
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Re: They're all virgins after a bath
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2015, 07:51:20 AM »
Dealing with Gwyneth, it shouldn't have been posted here in the first place, cherished members still feel raw about her. Very sad.

There is even more collateral damage to deal with though: Will I ever again be able to innocently watch a woman handle the milk frothing nozzle of a cappucino machine without ulterior thoughts in my brain?  :-\

And they have lowered prices at the "hol(e)istic spa" too ...

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Re: They're all virgins after a bath
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2015, 04:22:07 PM »

I'm sure everything goes better once you've had your V steamed  :P





Or, had a steamed V.
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Re: They're all virgins after a bath
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2015, 04:39:53 PM »
  :mrgreen:
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Re: They're all virgins after a bath
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2015, 05:16:01 PM »
Atta Boy Kenny! 8)
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