Maybe something like this? Or maybe not...
Hey Scott, here's your donor body!http://www.ebay.com/itm/60s-Gibson-EB-Bass-aBody-only-/281210559267?pt=Guitar&hash=item4179749b23
Here is another shot at saving a bass just for the humanity of it...............http://www.ebay.com/itm/VINTAGE-GIBSON-BASS-PRE-1980-MADE-IN-USA-PLEASE-READ-/171174866678?pt=Guitar&hash=item27dad12ef6
Robert Plant and Jimmy Page (drummer and bassist of Deep Purple, Jake!)
I picked up a Triumph a month or so ago and it's all that I've been playing on gigs.