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« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2009, 11:55:42 AM »
That's generally true, it is my robotic German self (think Terminator), but in this case the "hindsight" was indeed a slip from the deep caverns of my mind!
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« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2009, 12:24:33 PM »

 Comments like "Suggestion Box", "Hindsight" and Ermmmmm......."Dark Caverns" say quite alot about you, and of course the more you protest the more we all know that you're hiding something ;)




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« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2009, 12:35:59 PM »
Quote from: TBird1958 on June 09, 2009, 12:24:33 PM
Comments like "Suggestion Box", "Hindsight" and Ermmmmm......."Dark Caverns" say quite alot about you, and of course the more you protest the more we all know that you're hiding something ;)

A gerbil?
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« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2009, 12:51:25 PM »
Quote from: TBird1958 on June 09, 2009, 12:24:33 PM
Comments like "Suggestion Box", "Hindsight" and Ermmmmm......."Dark Caverns" say quite alot about you, and of course the more you protest the more we all know that you're hiding something ;)

Quote from: lowend1 on June 09, 2009, 12:35:59 PM
A gerbil?



a roll of toilet paper?

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« Reply #19 on: June 09, 2009, 02:01:57 PM »
A whole roll? That seems uncomfortable. Can't we just settle for the cardboard part?
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« Reply #20 on: June 09, 2009, 02:08:59 PM »
 I'm not a devout vegitarian or animal activist...................So toilet paper roll it is..........Lube helps  ;)
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« Reply #21 on: June 09, 2009, 02:54:08 PM »
Lets keep the veggies out of this one please...  the finances are in a big enough hole as it is... :mrgreen:
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« Reply #22 on: June 09, 2009, 03:13:56 PM »
Quote from: Kenny Five-O on June 09, 2009, 02:54:08 PM
Lets keep the veggies out of this one please...  the finances are in a big enough hole as it is... :mrgreen:

And the hits just keep on coming!
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« Reply #23 on: June 09, 2009, 03:19:19 PM »
Quote from: uwe on June 09, 2009, 02:01:57 PM
A whole roll? That seems uncomfortable. Can't we just settle for the cardboard part?

That might prove unsatisfactory. It could collapse from muscular pressure - that's assuming, of course, that things are not too... errrr, relaxed for those types of shenanigans. :o
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« Reply #24 on: June 09, 2009, 03:27:41 PM »
Billy... and just what creek was I up when I lost my paddle...?

There is no need to stir things up, you know...  :mrgreen:

Uwe... shame on you... never, ever ASSUME anything... you'll make an ASS out of U and ME...   :-*
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« Reply #25 on: June 09, 2009, 03:32:37 PM »
This thread has slid down a crevasse.
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« Reply #26 on: June 09, 2009, 03:50:39 PM »
Quote from: Dave W on June 09, 2009, 03:32:37 PM
This thread has slid down a crevasse.

That's a large, deep crack, right?
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« Reply #27 on: June 09, 2009, 04:44:23 PM »
You guys are cracking me up!
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« Reply #28 on: June 10, 2009, 03:30:11 AM »
I herewith move to have this honorable site rechristened "The (B)asshole" for the sake of intellectual honesty!!!
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« Reply #29 on: June 10, 2009, 03:45:17 AM »
Quote from: uwe on June 10, 2009, 03:30:11 AM
I herewith move to have this honorable site rechristened "The (B)asshole" for the sake of intellectual honesty!!!

I support this movement!
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