The Last Bass Outpost
Main Forums => The Outpost Cafe => Topic started by: Dave W on April 04, 2016, 03:01:02 PM
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YT channel devoted exclusively to crushing things with a hydraulic press.
Poor Barbie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaBxQPgQwrM
Looks tasty!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AruBUK_sgPk
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Brutal!
Barbie does the splits as she's squished ;D
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See, now THIS is why I frequent this establishment. I really don't give a rats ass about basses. :thumbsup:
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You guys have juvenile "tastes" (if you can call the absence of something just that), and disturbing they are too. Are we now entering MTV Jackass territory?
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/8ede29fc63bede1f1004bfbe100e1675/tumblr_n6icg6b46d1rp0vkjo1_500.gif)
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Nah, you're totally misreading, Uwe. You have to watch the other videos - the "re-forming" of the objects is only part of it. The narration and off-camera reactions are priceless - "froo - it salad". Love the "extra content", too.
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Yep - the finnish accent naration and girl giggling in the background are the best part. Yep, itsa tasty.
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Vaguely disturbing... :mrgreen:
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Yoko Ono once said that sawing things in half was an art in itself. I'm confident she would also approve of this.
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This is most awesome but I have work to get done tonight. Now I'm not sure if I'll get even close to finished!
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I have an old 8 ton Dennison hydraulic press in my work area. I haven't used it in years. Now I know what to use it for!!
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Yes, Gibson two-point bridges would be a good start!
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He's looking for suggestions to crush. Let's put together a CARE package of black hardware... ;D
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I wonder which neck would stand vertical pressure the longest...?
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The one you tend to stick out most of the time with your comments! :mrgreen:
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I wonder which neck would stand vertical pressure the longest...?
No contest really
(https://www.talkbass.com/attachments/dsc00723-jpg.681998/)
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(https://www.talkbass.com/attachments/dsc00723-jpg.681998/)
:mrgreen: :) ;D 8) :o :o :o :o
But I do miss the Dustin and Meryl signature models!!!
(http://www.moviehause.com/images/movies/new_words/kramervsskramerr.jpg)
That said, anybody with that many alu neck Kramers (and his back muscles especially) can only be lauded and worshipped.
Aluman, how we salute and kneel before you!!!
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(http://screencrave.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Iron-Man-2-Photos-Aluminum-Armor-23-4-10-kc.jpg)
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Yes, Gibson three-point bridges would be a good start!
Fixed that for you. 8)
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You insurgent!
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I tried crushing a 3-point with a 10 ton press once. Once the press made contact it crumbled to pieces.
Shortly thereafter I asked my close friend Chuck Norris to fight the 3-point. He cowered in fear and begged for mercy.
Have you ever seen a photo of the iceberg that sank the titanic? it was shaped exactly like a 3-point.
I don't care what Hipshot or Babicz claim. The 3 point is the pinnacle of bass bridge technology.
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I´ve only been here for a few years, but was there ever a 2 point vs. 3 point poll thread? I mean just to find out who is the top dog. Or is it too political to choose sides like that for LBO´ers?
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The two point is the Donald Trump of bass bridges, beyond discussion really. The three point, however, is an anointed device and all the proof for intelligent design/creationism you'll ever need. Amen.
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The two point is the Donald Trump of bass bridges, beyond discussion really. The three point, however, is an anointed device and all the proof for intelligent design/creationism you'll ever need. Amen.
Yeah, but 37% of all bass players never said that the two-point would "Make Gibson Great Again".
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I loved the crushing Barbie! Man am I immature!!! :P
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The two point is the Donald Trump of bass bridges, beyond discussion really. The three point, however, is an anointed device and all the proof for intelligent design/creationism you'll ever need. Amen.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/davepix/humor/DATS-A-GOOD_zpsj65qdbsg.jpg)
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Do they make Henry J bobbleheads? Those would be candidates for the drill press exercise.
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The press is falling...! The press is falling...! :mrgreen:
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Do they make Henry J bobbleheads? Those would be candidates for the drill press exercise.
Now that's brilliant idea! It would almost be worth commissioning a special order.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl9FHgklBt0