This afternoon I was out cutting up a downed tree with a nifty McCulloch electric chainsaw that I found on Craigslist. Doggone thing is so handy I leave my gas chainsaw in its case.
Wouldn't have been a good time to wear lacy black lingerie, though. Too windy, and those branches scratch.
"I dreamed I cut firewood in my Maidenform _________" (fill in the blank.....)