Headlines

[Dave W]

I scour the  news so you won't have to: 

Best headline I've seen this year, courtesy of the BBC.

From Norwalk, Connecticut, a woman files a $100 claim against the city because her son stepped in dog poop.

From Nebraska, a father actually calls the cops because someone gave his son a wedgie. The news story is great, it reads like a parody from The Onion, but the man really did make a complaint.

[TBird1958]

 "“You might get away with that in Lincoln or Omaha,” the spokesman said. “But we’re not going to allow wedgies in North Platte.”

The spokesman said they planned to put a stop to the wedgies before they escalate into full-blown melvins or atomic wedgies."

 This is absolutely priceless!!!!!!!!

[chromium]

Not sure about atomic wedgies, but I like the full-blown Melvins



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l65_a0KsSOs&feature=related

 

[ramone57]

thanks, Dave!

[Chris P.]