Well, I was hoping to elicit some kind of reaction from you! Job done.
Kenny G ain't even elevator muzak, it's soft porn background! The kind of thing you heard to accompany the visual, uhum, act (in time with softly accentuated moaning) in one of those glamour-artsy, soft-focus & butt-pimple-free Andrew Blake flicks where people never really did much but get laid in vast white interior design mansions and the sun always shone. Just like real life, essentially.
No, Schneider is actually pleasantly feverish and intricate, I would wager to guess that Be Bop and Cool Jazz are not on her list of disliked genres. It's demanding music, but there is nothing wrong with that.
I have one or two Moron 5 (
or whatever they're called) CDs. The music encapsulate vacuity perfectly - the absence of matter as we know it. You can't even dislike it - there's nothing there!