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Woods/Wood
« on: December 03, 2009, 06:34:49 PM »
Tiger Woods gets clubbed by wife.

Ronnie Wood beats up 21 year old girlfriend>:(

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« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2009, 03:20:49 AM »
She was probably hiding his drink.
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Re: Woods/Wood
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2009, 03:43:31 AM »
Or his rollator :mrgreen:

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Re: Woods/Wood
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2009, 06:20:24 AM »
I've got daughters older than his girlfriend.

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Re: Woods/Wood
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2009, 06:43:01 AM »
It's not a good week for Woods!
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Re: Woods/Wood
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2009, 05:44:54 PM »
You can't see the forest for the Woods...
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Re: Woods/Wood
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2009, 03:14:49 AM »
Goes to show that Mick Tailor notonly had better choice of notes, but also of adult relationships.

I'm "only" 49, but the thought of someone that much younger being an adquate relationship partner baffles me. A 21 year old as my significant other would seem like to me like watching a movie with someone you have seen about 20 times while for the other person it's a first.
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Re: Woods/Wood
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2009, 07:57:18 AM »
He's gone to ground... his "real" ex has been on a reality dancing show that's doing the rounds over here (the US version just finished last week IIRC)
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Re: Woods/Wood
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2009, 02:56:39 PM »
A 21 year old as my significant other would seem like to me like watching a movie with someone you have seen about 20 times while for the other person it's a first.
I guess that's the very reason for relations like Woody's.
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Re: Woods/Wood
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2009, 03:08:44 PM »
"I starred in that movie just the other night
The script was shaky but the plot was tight
I starred in that movie and it’s plain to see
You don’t remember me"

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Re: Woods/Wood
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2009, 05:47:33 PM »
A big age difference wouldn't necessarily bother me, sometimes you just meet a woman who's on your wavelength despite it. Shared past experiences are nice, but not required.

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Re: Woods/Wood
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2009, 06:19:56 AM »
Of course, such liberal interpretation of age compatibility does expand the hunting grounds, Great Chief!

I'm not saying it can't happen or won't ever work, but the thought of sharing the rest of my life with someone who's now the age of my daughter (18) and will be only 38 when I'm seventy strikes me as alien.

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