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Main Forums => The Outpost Cafe => Topic started by: mc2NY on April 18, 2014, 08:19:16 AM
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This is just TOO ridiculous to NOT post.
Rapper Andre Johnson Cuts Off His Penis, Jumps Off Building in Alleged Suicide Attempt
http://www.eonline.com/news/532749/wu-tang-clan-rapper-cuts-off-his-penis-jumps-off-building-in-suicide-attempt
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My thoughts on the story....
The guy might go down as an international hero, if he triggered the trend that ended rap....and they ALL decided to imitate him and rip off their dicks and jump to their deaths!!
Rather fitting a rapper named Johnson would cut off his own Johnson ?
IF the guy had any marketing chops....he would immediately write a new song about the incident....call it something like "My Magic Johnson"....then release a music video for it that is a parody on the whole incident.
This guy went by the rap name "Christ Bearer" Maybe this was just his attempt to celebrate Easter and he was planning to rise from the dead Sunday but got the day wrong?
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Andre "Zero" Johnson?
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I could be wrong, but I don't see this becoming the next big fad ???.
Rick
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDoIM1dRzGo
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how about middle aged, long haired guys who love to talk about themselves and all their basses do the same thing. i could get behind something like that.
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Wishing long lives and intact peni for all our brothers...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hbrn9eXEKWk
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Maybe they could re-attach the penis to the middle of his forehead........... ;D
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Stay off the angel dust, kiddos...
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When will people learn that the pen-is mightier than the sword...
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When will people learn that the pen-is mightier than the sword...
Remember when they used that line on the old Drew Carey Show? I laughed so hard I nearly wet my pants :o. I have stashed that quote in my arsenal and used it often.
Rick
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I find it funny that I hit "last unread topic" and what pops up back-to-back?
"Rapper cuts off own penis..."
"Great deal on band saw"
Steve
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[crystalball] Saw that coming [/crystalball] :mrgreen:
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I find it funny that I hit "last unread topic" and what pops up back-to-back?
"Rapper cuts off own penis..."
"Great deal on band saw"
Steve
LMAO at least it didn't jump to show us your rig.
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The only rapper with a genuine reason to grab his crotch while singing.
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Maybe they could re-attach the penis to the middle of his forehead........... ;D
(http://hurricanevanessa.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/040640_Dick_Head1.jpg)
:mrgreen:
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More details - PCP & serrated steak knife, not a good combination
http://www.eonline.com/news/533546/rapper-andre-johnson-used-steak-knife-to-cut-off-penis-and-testicles-while-on-drugs-source-says (http://www.eonline.com/news/533546/rapper-andre-johnson-used-steak-knife-to-cut-off-penis-and-testicles-while-on-drugs-source-says)
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No one can say that he left nothing behind for the family. How thoughtful.
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So, are there any Penis updates? Has it survived?
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That's a prickly subject, Mark, the effects of rigor mortis on the remnants quite aside, but if you do must insist:
"We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it has grown ...
From testerone seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own!
Hiding in the ground ...
Knowing it be found ..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amu6EW9P2zY
(http://musikinspektor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/tenacious-d-fenix-.jpg)