You can't please everybody. Not pleasing anyone is at least stringent. It appeals to the fatalist in me.
It looks like a bass from a cartoon - (endearingly?) ugly. If you were ever searching for an argument against genetic engineering this is it: Creation does not want Mosrite, Ibanez ATK, Fender P, SG shape (lower half), Burns, MM Sabre and a Gibson headstock mating criss-cross among each other!
I think I like/find the natural one best/least ugly. The sunburst one cries "Olé, Fenderrrista!" too much, the white one looks cheap and the black one reminds me of the EBMM guitars Steve Morse plays, the bass already looks disconcertingly small as is, black makes it look even smaller. The natural one looks like the boutique luthier version of a budget bass ("I want my first Korean budget bass rebuilt, but with valuable materials, dear Mr Luthier!!!) , I like the oxymoronic aspect of that.
Couldn't they at least have added a 21st fret for a high E? I like high Es for fooling around.
Flash thought: I looks like something Epi Japan could have come up with in the early seventies.