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A Tele with no issues
« on: October 17, 2010, 10:01:19 PM »
Saw this posted elsewhere and had to share: http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/msg/2001977587.html

It has NO ISSUES.  ;D
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Re: A Tele with no issues
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2010, 10:50:47 PM »


"It is possible to have all three pickups on at once"  cooooool!  8)  ;)

But wait theres more!   I want "Stuttering effects" !!
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Re: A Tele with no issues
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2010, 11:32:28 PM »


That is one highly polished turd........................... ;)
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Re: A Tele with no issues
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2010, 12:03:49 AM »
Don't be nasty people, a friend of mine had a Tele with alot of issues, even shrinks couldn't help that poor tele.
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Re: A Tele with no issues
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2010, 08:32:04 AM »
Quote from: exiledarchangel on October 18, 2010, 12:03:49 AM
Don't be nasty people, a friend of mine had a Tele with alot of issues, even shrinks couldn't help that poor tele.

This one wants so bad to be a Strat that it disfigured itself.
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Re: A Tele with no issues
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2010, 11:22:07 AM »
"It has been totally gone over and set-up(by my guitar tech) to withstand the rigors of the studio and the road."

Actually, it has been left in the middle of the road so trucks could drive over it.  And they did.
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Re: A Tele with no issues
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2010, 03:34:10 PM »
Could make an interesting project...
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Re: A Tele with no issues
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2010, 08:45:30 PM »
Quote from: Kenny's 51st State on October 18, 2010, 03:34:10 PM
Could make an interesting project...

You mean it HAS made an interesting project.  ;D
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Re: A Tele with no issues
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2010, 10:44:37 AM »
Its next incarnation: a blank slate for chainsaw art?
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Re: A Tele with no issues
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2010, 01:45:01 PM »
Charcoal, Bret... lump-wood for the barbie... ;D
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Re: A Tele with no issues
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2010, 03:05:18 PM »
I think it already was chainsaw art by a Steve Vai fan. How else would you explain a monkey grip on a Tele?

Great comment from the original thread on TDPRI:

I've dated girls with "no issues".

Only one had a "monkey grip".

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