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Title: The Love Shed
Post by: Dave W on August 29, 2013, 02:05:21 PM
at Home Depot (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/duo-busted-for-home-depot-shed-sex-587314).  :o
Title: Re: The Love Shed
Post by: Highlander on August 29, 2013, 02:09:18 PM
Certainly shed their inhibitions... ;D
Title: Re: The Love Shed
Post by: gweimer on August 29, 2013, 04:21:28 PM
Reminds me of a Woody Allen movie.

Of course, he wasn't in public view until someone opened the door.   ;)
Title: Re: The Love Shed
Post by: Pilgrim on August 29, 2013, 05:15:51 PM
Reminds me of a Woody Allen movie.

Of course, he wasn't in public view until someone opened the door.   ;)

His Allen was definitely woody.
Title: Re: The Love Shed
Post by: Dave W on August 29, 2013, 08:18:27 PM
His Allen was definitely woody.

 :rimshot:


I wonder if the shed will qualify as open box merchandise.
Title: Re: The Love Shed
Post by: Highlander on August 29, 2013, 11:48:19 PM
It should go for a good cheap price as it can certainly be described as a used product...
Title: Re: The Love Shed
Post by: uwe on August 30, 2013, 06:07:09 AM
America is the only country on earth - Iran and Saudi Arabia excepted perhaps - where

1. people call the police because of something like that,

2. the police actually makes arrests because of it!

What's wrong with a little old-fashioned fun?  :rolleyes:

Oh, I forgot, "interracial" sex is still regarded a felony in South Carolina. (http://malevolentfreedom.org/forum/Smileys/smile/kkk)  :o


Title: Re: The Love Shed
Post by: Dave W on August 30, 2013, 07:57:36 AM
America is the only country on earth - Iran and Saudi Arabia excepted perhaps - where

1. people call the police because of something like that,

2. the police actually makes arrests because of it!

What's wrong with a little old-fashioned fun?  :rolleyes:

Oh, I forgot, "interracial" sex is still regarded a felony in South Carolina. (http://malevolentfreedom.org/forum/Smileys/smile/kkk)  :o




Nothing wrong with a little fun (or a lot) in its place. This was on the store's private property. They didn't have to call the cops but I don't blame them.

Loving v. Virginia (1967) made anti-miscegenation laws unconstitutional nationwide, regardless of what's on the books. South Carolina repealed its law in the late 90s anyway.

Title: Re: The Love Shed
Post by: uwe on August 30, 2013, 08:22:34 AM
I remember a law firm of English origin who shall remain nameless here which had a swimming pool in its recreational basement floor of its old office building. With camera surveillance of course for safety reasons. But there was a blind spot ... At least that is what the couple in question thought oblivious to the fact that the professed "blind spot" was meanwhile well within camera range. The video circulated for many years, although a bit grainy, but what it lacked in technical expertise (the English being English), it greatly compensated in uadulterated devotion to the subject matter. Let's not be picky here.

No measures under the respective employment contracts of the lead actors were taken btw.  8)

PS: I can't believe the precedent was actually between Loving and Virginia. :rimshot:

PPS: "South Carolina repealed its law in the late 90s anyway."  :o They must have been in great haste then.  :-\

Title: Re: The Love Shed
Post by: gearHed289 on August 30, 2013, 08:51:10 AM
I think they might be taking those Cialis commercials a little too literally!
Title: Re: The Love Shed
Post by: Psycho Bass Guy on August 30, 2013, 09:42:14 PM
8:40 in the morning; that's some motivated action.
Title: Re: The Love Shed
Post by: Highlander on September 01, 2013, 06:52:28 AM
Might have been a late finish as opposed to an early start... certainly was sheddus-interuptus as an out-come...
Title: Re: The Love Shed
Post by: uwe on September 02, 2013, 07:12:19 AM
8:40 in the morning; that's some motivated action.

Morning glory: There is nothing like sailing with a little wind.
Title: Re: The Love Shed
Post by: Highlander on September 02, 2013, 07:46:42 AM
Easy on the sauerkraut and that should resolve the wind problem...
Title: Re: The Love Shed
Post by: Lightyear on September 02, 2013, 08:57:00 AM
I'm inclined to believe that this was a business transaction  ;)
Title: Re: The Love Shed
Post by: Highlander on September 02, 2013, 02:09:42 PM
She Had Enough Determination to make that a firm deal...
Title: Re: The Love Shed
Post by: Lightyear on September 02, 2013, 07:40:16 PM
And he drove a hard bargain....
Title: Re: The Love Shed
Post by: Dave W on September 02, 2013, 09:30:43 PM
She was just looking for fertilizer for her bush.
Title: Re: The Love Shed
Post by: lowend1 on September 04, 2013, 11:13:24 AM
Some of the comments posted to the story itself are "Outpost-worthy".
Title: Re: The Love Shed
Post by: Dave W on September 04, 2013, 11:14:36 PM
Letterman tonight: "At least somebody finally found what they were looking for at Home Depot."