Yep, that's my daughter.
WHOA!!!! Really!? Like I hear constantly when people see my daughter - thank God she takes after her momma!
It's an awful design. Nothing you say will convince me otherwise.
I clock it up to 'period charm'. You take off the strings and the bridge falls off, shedding the saddles in the process. However, what other bridge design allows you to control the yaw?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you the guy who claims that the Evertilt bridge is an inherently good design missing - ooops! - a separate stringholder it never ever came with? Alas!, the world would be so much a better place if bridge designs were the only things we ever disagreed about!
...I am however perfectly happy with ALL of my original bar bridged EBs, which intonate at least as well as an unmodded 3 point.