Uwe can't really - he's been out of a job musicwise for quite some time (since late summer now) and is still looking for a band that needs a lead bassist.
And doesn't just cover. Yet does not only consist of 20 year-olds still trying to "make it big". Plus doesn't sing bad English lyrics. Nor does heavy metal, punk or grunge (that grunge audition was physically painful). Oh, and I don't like guitarists with drop-D tuning either. Riffs sound messy to me that way. If you play a riff, play it on the D and G string for
Christ's Blackmore's sake. All good riffs were played on the D and G string: Smoke on the Water, Burn, Man on the Silver Mountain, Long Live Rock'n'Roll, All Night Long, Knocking on your Backdoor. I have an accustomed ear, you know.
But I'm not that difficult at all, really. I'm just looking for an amateur band with professional quality control whose own music sounds like a mix of Tin Machine and Be-Bop Deluxe with a touch of Blue Öyster Cult and early Police. That should be easy to find. Oh, and they must want to play my own stuff besides their own compositions too and be willing to write jointly.
Serious applicants only please send an email.
Coming back to the EB ... I played both the 4- and the 5-string in extensive rehearsals some time back. Was first disappointed, then they grew on me, you can do something with those sounds. Liked the 5-string a bit better for whatever reason, I don't like 5-strings much in general. The narrow magnetic field of the pups is a major letdown for me, I'm Ariel Bender. But if you don't bend, you won't even notice it all the way from Memphis. Or Nashville.
In essence, the EB lacks a bit, no, lacks a lot of an axe-factor and the headturner element for me. I'm vain enough to want to impress people with the look of a bass even if I haven't played a note yet. Explorer basses are great that way. The EB is - no two ways about it - not an Explorer bass. At all. As unsexy as Gibson IV and V. That is pretty unsexy. Not even ugly and proud of it.
But I applaud that they attempted something different and were not content to masticate the same model over and over. And call it Rickenbacker 4003W or something.
As I'm typing this, I'm listening to The Dictators' magnificent Steppin' Out. That wouldn't be a bad band to join either.