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Title: Advertising for medical services
Post by: Dave W on April 06, 2017, 11:22:04 AM
In the Philippines (http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/04/05/Philippine-clinic-uses-Wolverine-to-sell-circumcisions/8641491415455/)

Only $28, and it's painless!

Title: Re: Advertising for medical services
Post by: Pilgrim on April 06, 2017, 12:24:38 PM
"The poster says the foreskin removal service -- which is probably not actually carried out by a mutant super hero with retractable claws -- costs about $28."

 ;)  ;)  ;)  ;)  ;D
Title: Re: Advertising for medical services
Post by: 66Atlas on April 06, 2017, 02:13:07 PM
This should somehow find its way in to the next Deadpool movie.
Title: Re: Advertising for medical services
Post by: uwe on April 07, 2017, 03:47:15 AM
Sorry, I really have to cut into this before all you handicapped/mutilated Yanks get your hopes up all too high:

The Wolverine allusion is severely misleading, you won't be able to regrow it.

(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5144/5872903152_5e58f50646_b_d.jpg)

For consolation where there can be no consolidation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL_ut0oYkUw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJZv3_qYltA
Title: Re: Advertising for medical services
Post by: uwe on April 07, 2017, 11:11:49 AM
I've thought about this. Long and hard. In a process of deduction, I have arrived at the scientific hypothesis that Herr Jackman must still be a complete man - coming from a country where even the slightest bit of sun protection can save lives.

For a confirmation in line with our highly regarded academic standards, we would really have to scrutinize Australian - no, not you, George! - members here to validate my assumptions.

Come forth, ye volunteers! All applications handled discreetly.
Title: Re: Advertising for medical services
Post by: Dave W on April 07, 2017, 11:47:21 AM
Sorry, I really have to cut into this before all you handicapped/mutilated Yanks get your hopes up all too high:

The Wolverine allusion is severely misleading, you won't be able to regrow it.


Of course not.

Look at it this way: You spend $28 on a set of bass strings. One slip-up by the string winder, and a string in your package could wind up dead...limp...useless. How would you make it functional again?

This service is only $28. Nothing could possibly go wrong, could it?  :vader:

Title: Re: Advertising for medical services
Post by: Pilgrim on April 07, 2017, 11:48:48 AM
They're doing wonders with prosthetics nowadays. Catalogs are full of them.  :-*
Title: Re: Advertising for medical services
Post by: Granny Gremlin on April 07, 2017, 02:08:11 PM
http://vimeo.com/174577053
Title: Re: Advertising for medical services
Post by: Highlander on April 07, 2017, 04:03:16 PM
One remains circumspect... :o