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Title: Happy Birthday Ritchie Blackmore
Post by: TBird1958 on April 14, 2013, 12:40:43 PM


Well, I wish I'd seen it first........ :mrgreen:

 IT'S RITCHIE BLACKMORE'S BIRTHDAY  :toast:
 
 Now we can have a thread that leads away from him  :-* 

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ritchie Blackmore
Post by: Highlander on April 14, 2013, 02:18:28 PM
I planted some dahlias today... think I might be coming down with something, though...
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ritchie Blackmore
Post by: ack1961 on April 14, 2013, 02:37:25 PM
Wow...I have the same birthday as the great one? Nice.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ritchie Blackmore
Post by: TBird1958 on April 14, 2013, 03:13:28 PM
Wow...I have the same birthday as the great one? Nice.



 Have a good one!


Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ritchie Blackmore
Post by: Dave W on April 14, 2013, 04:16:02 PM
Have a good birthday, Steve.

It's also Loretta Lynn's 81st birthday today. She's touring, too.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ritchie Blackmore
Post by: TBird1958 on April 14, 2013, 04:29:44 PM
 Let's discuss lacy black lingere......................





This needs to veer off course badly by the time Uwe gets here.  ;)



Happy Birthday Loretta!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ritchie Blackmore
Post by: Pilgrim on April 14, 2013, 04:48:04 PM
This afternoon I was out cutting up a downed tree with a nifty McCulloch electric chainsaw that I found on Craigslist.  Doggone thing is so handy I leave my gas chainsaw in its case.

Wouldn't have been a good time to wear lacy black lingerie, though.  Too windy, and those branches scratch.

"I dreamed I cut firewood in my Maidenform _________" (fill in the blank.....)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ritchie Blackmore
Post by: Lightyear on April 14, 2013, 05:47:09 PM
Let's discuss lacy black lingere......................





This needs to veer off course badly by the time Uwe gets here.  ;)



Happy Birthday Loretta!

So, you're saying that Ritchie Blackmore wears lacy black lingerie under the renaissance garb he's favored of late?  Seems like it'd just bunch up under the hand spun woolen tunic  :P
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ritchie Blackmore
Post by: TBird1958 on April 15, 2013, 09:47:26 AM
So, you're saying that Ritchie Blackmore wears lacy black lingerie under the renaissance garb he's favored of late?  Seems like it'd just bunch up under the hand spun woolen tunic  :P


 A certain amount of panty bunching is a good thing  ;)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ritchie Blackmore
Post by: Pilgrim on April 15, 2013, 10:13:23 AM

 A certain amount of panty bunching is a good thing  ;)

Isn't that how the thong was discovered?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ritchie Blackmore
Post by: uwe on April 15, 2013, 10:59:48 AM
You can't really choose the people who decide to celebrate your birthday ... Herzlichen Glückwunsch, Steve, even without the renaissance garb.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hki_FEBUwTg

"I look good in anything!"

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f205/blakerz1960/ritchie%20blackmore/BEEF3.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ritchie Blackmore
Post by: Highlander on April 15, 2013, 01:27:55 PM
It's also Loretta Lynn's 81st birthday today. She's touring, too.

Jackie's response was "God!" in a slightly deprecating tone...

(hope you had a good one, Steve and Loretta, and RB)

edit
I had not spotted that RB pic Uwe had posted... personally, that's taking worship one step too far... ;D
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ritchie Blackmore
Post by: Lightyear on April 15, 2013, 04:27:06 PM
You can't really choose the people who decide to celebrate your birthday ... Herzlichen Glückwunsch, Steve, even without the renaissance garb.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hki_FEBUwTg
...................

Mmmm, Mrs. RB blows a mighty mean recorder :P
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ritchie Blackmore
Post by: uwe on April 16, 2013, 06:38:29 AM
Jackie's response was "God!" in a slightly deprecating tone...

(hope you had a good one, Steve and Loretta, and RB)

edit
I had not spotted that RB pic Uwe had posted... personally, that's taking worship one step too far... ;D

I have THAT underpants in my collection.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ritchie Blackmore
Post by: Pilgrim on April 16, 2013, 09:01:55 AM
I have THAT underpants in my collection.

Appropriately laundered, we trust.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ritchie Blackmore
Post by: TBird1958 on April 16, 2013, 09:07:48 AM


 That girl in her undies needs a shave!  ;)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ritchie Blackmore
Post by: Highlander on April 16, 2013, 12:08:15 PM
Appropriately laundered, we trust.

That would reduce the value... :puke:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ritchie Blackmore
Post by: Pilgrim on April 16, 2013, 06:35:17 PM
That would reduce the value... :puke:

Are you saying everything's more valuable with racing stripes?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ritchie Blackmore
Post by: uwe on April 17, 2013, 06:53:25 AM
 :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ritchie Blackmore
Post by: Highlander on April 17, 2013, 03:48:47 PM
There used to be a (British gangland 1960's) joke that went something like this...

" 'ere, you 'eard they found Ginger Marks."
"Really...? Where...?"
"In your underwear...! har-har-har..."

Thomas "Ginger" Marks was a criminal somebody who just "disappeared" and was never ever found... rumoured to have been incinerated...

Anyway everyone knows the go-faster-stripes rule... ;D
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ritchie Blackmore
Post by: uwe on April 18, 2013, 11:29:19 AM
You guys are a filthy bunch.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ritchie Blackmore
Post by: Highlander on April 18, 2013, 02:23:48 PM
I've heard you like it dirty...
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ritchie Blackmore
Post by: uwe on April 18, 2013, 03:05:12 PM

Back in the day when rock stars still had their own teeth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePih2k9N6TE
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ritchie Blackmore
Post by: Highlander on April 19, 2013, 04:24:24 PM
I'll call your dirty white boy and raise you one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYOww9qnWhY