Robert Plant and Jimmy Page (drummer and bassist of Deep Purple, Jake!)
Not bad. Reminds me of those John Birch things Jim Lea played.
Looks like Dave is right - https://www.talkbass.com/threads/epiphone-eb-3-negative-bass.849769/
But this one is LONG scale!
If you think that bass is long scale then your significant other should treat all your allegations about size with great caution. The HOLY IMMACULATE THREE POINT would be sliding off the butt of the body if that were the case.