I imagine you living in a place like this.
![Mr. Green :mrgreen:](https://bassoutpost.com/Smileys/default/mrgreen.gif)
Foremost, bad central heating comes to mind.
I have to disappoint you, I live in an early 60ies Scandinavian style pre-fab bungalow (courtesy of my wife, who owns it), looking somewhat like this (at least before we bought and refurbished it four years ago, yes, it now has floor heating) ...
![](https://mapio.net/images-immo-expose/4410322/img_4924-bungalow-top-ruhige-lage-am-ende-einer-sackgasse-img-0.jpeg)
and pre-owned by the young gentleman in Hitler Youth uniform here (on the right, to the left are his mom and his stepfather, a back then noted communications specialist with a slight limp, also note the best man with the hat in the background)
![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/44/Bundesarchiv_Bild_183-R32860%2C_Berlin%2C_Trauung_von_Joseph_und_Magda_Goebbels.jpg/660px-Bundesarchiv_Bild_183-R32860%2C_Berlin%2C_Trauung_von_Joseph_und_Magda_Goebbels.jpg)
and here (in fetching Luftwaffe-paratrooper uniform, heavy-handedly superimposed together with his half-sisters and -brother plus mom and stepdad; fighting Bolshevism and Jewish Capitalism for the noble cause of Aryan superiority kept him from the initial photo session).
![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cc/Bundesarchiv_Bild_146-1978-086-03%2C_Joseph_Goebbels_mit_Familie.jpg/650px-Bundesarchiv_Bild_146-1978-086-03%2C_Joseph_Goebbels_mit_Familie.jpg)
Being a POW in English captivity at the time (1945) was helpful for not being poisoned by his mom in the Führerbunker.