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It's just a cow, Officer!
« on: August 31, 2023, 08:50:29 AM »
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/aug/31/bull-car-riding-shotgun-nebraska-watusi

I never knew how capable of fine irony Nebraskan police can be: "There were some citable issues with that situation."

No joke!

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Re: It's just a cow, Officer!
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2023, 10:08:36 AM »
I think the harsh weather every year may do something to the Nebraskans.  It can make them more resilient, hardy and possibly unpredictable.  I say this only because I know a few of them.  Probably the same can be said for people of any state with weather like that. 
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Re: It's just a cow, Officer!
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2023, 11:32:28 AM »
The license plate is misleading.
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Re: It's just a cow, Officer!
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2023, 12:01:32 PM »
The license plate is misleading.

It's a bulldog.

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Re: It's just a cow, Officer!
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2023, 12:53:50 PM »
Here's a better angle:



Uwe's edit: Let me take a guess, that is not concrete, is it?
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Re: It's just a cow, Officer!
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2023, 01:12:31 PM »
It's a bulldog.

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Seriously, won't the poor thing catch a draft from the wind blast? He should have at least given it some goggles.
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Re: It's just a cow, Officer!
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2023, 06:42:07 PM »
That's no bull, that's a U. of Nebraska Cornhusker football lineman.




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Re: It's just a cow, Officer!
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2023, 11:30:11 PM »
That steroid thing has gotten out of hand with you, liebe Amerikaner!


I only knew that song from Paper Lace, knew it was a cover, but not who had done it originally. Always assumed it was something American - you live and learn.



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Re: It's just a cow, Officer!
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2023, 11:32:26 PM »
I once knew a Cornhusker lineman.  He was able to beat the hell out of anyone if he wanted to, but was actually a very nice guy. 
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« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2023, 08:31:54 AM »
Only in America, a bull's road movie ...

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Re: It's just a cow, Officer!
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2023, 08:36:29 AM »


 Poor animal, forced to ride in a Ford, .
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Re: It's just a cow, Officer!
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2023, 08:38:39 AM »
That's bullshit, huh?

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« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2023, 08:46:31 AM »
He's a card-carrying cis-male and wouldn't want to be seen near anything like a Subaru!
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Re: It's just a cow, Officer!
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2023, 04:13:42 PM »
If it weren't for the horns, I would have thought it was Lizzo.

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Re: It's just a cow, Officer!
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2023, 09:06:47 PM »
If it weren't for the horns, I would have thought it was Lizzo.

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