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Title: God of Thunder... and carbonated beverages
Post by: lowend1 on September 13, 2018, 10:56:56 PM: He's coming to you on the 18th, Scott!
http://www.genesimmonsmoneybag.com
Title: Re: God of Thunder... and carbonated beverages
Post by: Dave W on September 13, 2018, 11:18:19 PM: So elite that it's carried by 7-Eleven.
Title: Re: God of Thunder... and carbonated beverages
Post by: uwe on September 14, 2018, 08:49:11 AM: (https://i2.wp.com/www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/Gene-Simmons-Moneybag-Soda.jpg?resize=367%2C600&ssl=1)
Title: Re: God of Thunder... and carbonated beverages
Post by: uwe on September 14, 2018, 08:52:00 AM: I'm disappointed he didn't do anything with the bottleneck and his tongue - shucks!
Title: Re: God of Thunder... and carbonated beverages
Post by: Basvarken on September 14, 2018, 01:26:30 PM: Don't you think this whole money-shtick gets rather tideous?
Title: Re: God of Thunder... and carbonated beverages
Post by: Pilgrim on September 14, 2018, 01:35:56 PM: Quote from: Basvarken on September 14, 2018, 01:26:30 PM
Don't you think this whole money-shtick gets rather tideous?

Don't you think Gene has been pretty tedious for a long time? ;)
Title: Re: God of Thunder... and carbonated beverages
Post by: Rob on September 14, 2018, 03:26:23 PM: Quote from: Pilgrim on September 14, 2018, 01:35:56 PM
Don't you think Gene has been pretty tedious for a long time? ;)

HAHAHAHA
Title: Re: God of Thunder... and carbonated beverages
Post by: doombass on September 14, 2018, 03:34:57 PM: I gotta admit I thought "what's he milking now?", but if you actually read carefully it says: 100% of proceeds will go to Hillside Work Scholarship Connection. Sorry for being a party pooper.
Title: Re: God of Thunder... and carbonated beverages
Post by: Pilgrim on September 15, 2018, 09:52:01 AM: After re-reading, what is "tideous?"

Does that mean:

- moving with the tides?
- acting like the tides?
- motivated by the tides?

Or is it an old Roman name: "There goes senator Tideous, and his doper brother High Tideous...?"
Title: Re: God of Thunder... and carbonated beverages
Post by: lowend1 on September 15, 2018, 12:10:01 PM: Hey, how many rock stars' coffee / wine / spaghetti sauce nonsense have we endured lately?
Title: Re: God of Thunder... and carbonated beverages
Post by: Dave W on September 15, 2018, 05:24:44 PM: On paper, maybe it's better than average, but it's still just soda pop. Was the sugar cane harvested by former virgins despoiled by Gene?
Title: Re: God of Thunder... and carbonated beverages
Post by: lowend1 on September 16, 2018, 08:45:54 AM: Quote from: doombass on September 14, 2018, 03:34:57 PM
I gotta admit I thought "what's he milking now?", but if you actually read carefully it says: 100% of proceeds will go to Hillside Work Scholarship Connection. Sorry for being a party pooper.

I'm pretty sure thats for the in-store autograph appearances only. You pay $25 and get autographed soda - he donates the $25. It's better than nothing, but Gene hasn't gone all "Newman's Own" on us, lol.
Title: Re: God of Thunder... and carbonated beverages
Post by: Basvarken on September 16, 2018, 11:01:38 AM: Quote from: Pilgrim on September 15, 2018, 09:52:01 AM
After re-reading, what is "tideous?"

Does that mean:

- moving with the tides?
- acting like the tides?
- motivated by the tides?

Or is it an old Roman name: "There goes senator Tideous, and his doper brother High Tideous...?"

Haha, silly typo of mine. I'm sorry for the confusion ;)
Title: Re: God of Thunder... and carbonated beverages
Post by: Pilgrim on September 17, 2018, 09:08:46 AM: Quote from: Basvarken on September 16, 2018, 11:01:38 AM
Haha, silly typo of mine. I'm sorry for the confusion ;)

You know us. Couldn't pass it up... :P
Title: Re: God of Thunder... and carbonated beverages
Post by: godofthunder on December 02, 2018, 07:58:58 PM: I should have gone, my friends tell me he was in great form and amiable.