Ma'am... I'm sure with your svelte figure it'll be a high-protien/low cholestrol wholesome product or two...
It obviously croaked in the freezer.
... and if that didn't finish the poor little critter (as some can survive extreme cold, going into torpor or some-such) the microwave wouldn't have done him any good, either...
Maybe it was a promo item for a new animated movie, but the Princess and the Fetuccine just didn't work out, so in went our hero - moviestardom was just not meant to pea...