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Title: Health Warning: Ouch, Bad Prog Bassists Joke ...
Post by: uwe on May 08, 2014, 12:02:45 PM
Chris Squire, Greg Lake, Geddy Lee and Tony Levin walk into a bar. The bartender eyes them suspiciously and finally mutters:

"Gentlemen, I will not serve you, you look just like you will be giving me too much treble tonight ..."
Title: Re: Health Warning: Ouch, Bad Prog Bassists Joke ...
Post by: exiledarchangel on May 08, 2014, 12:21:45 PM
And they say german (bassists) don't have a sence of humor! :P
Title: Re: Health Warning: Ouch, Bad Prog Bassists Joke ...
Post by: Highlander on May 08, 2014, 02:29:53 PM
... and Tony Levin replied, whilst polishing his chrome-dome, "My good man, and just what do you bass this preposterous assumption upon?"
But before the bartender had a chance to reply, Uwe and some Finnish friends walked in requesting, "Gibson's all round, but I'm not buying for the Fin's."
Chris Squier quipped, "There's something fishy about this..."
Greg Lake shouted, "You're tarka'n the p!ss, barman."
... and Geddy just walked out muttering, "I ayn hangin' a-rand for any more of this nonsense, I'm a working man..."
Title: Re: Health Warning: Ouch, Bad Prog Bassists Joke ...
Post by: ramone57 on May 09, 2014, 05:28:06 AM
"Gibson's all round, but I'm not buying for the Fin's."
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Health Warning: Ouch, Bad Prog Bassists Joke ...
Post by: uwe on May 09, 2014, 05:50:57 AM
That's because they don't influence sound, but are adversely influenced by alcohol - as Scandinavians tend to be!
Title: Re: Health Warning: Ouch, Bad Prog Bassists Joke ...
Post by: lowend1 on May 09, 2014, 07:25:09 AM
Chris Squire, Greg Lake, Geddy Lee and Tony Levin walk into a bar. The bartender eyes them suspiciously and finally mutters:

"Gentlemen, I will not serve you, you look just like you will be giving me too much treble tonight ..."

Trying out material for your upcoming Borscht Belt tour, Uwe?