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Title: Scrotox
Post by: Dave W on September 24, 2016, 05:41:21 PM: Any volunteers? (https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/1824861/would-you-risk-botox-for-your-balls-number-of-men-wanting-the-bizarre-op-doubles-in-a-year/) :o
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: rahock on September 25, 2016, 03:39:47 AM: I dunno, I think I'll pass on this one.
Rick
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: OldManC on September 25, 2016, 12:09:02 PM: I'm torn on this one. It's a ridiculously bone headed idea, but I am continually impressed by the ingenuity shown by some people in thinking up ever more elaborate ways to separate fools from their dollars.
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: Dave W on September 25, 2016, 09:28:33 PM: My first thought after reading this was that you could come up with some interesting band names. "Wrinkly Scrotum? I saw them open for Taint Rash."

Then I saw this elsewhere.

(http://i1005.photobucket.com/albums/af171/DavGrape/ScrotoxALBUM.jpg)
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: uwe on September 26, 2016, 04:35:24 AM: May I put forward that the wrinkles are there for a reason? Form follows function: the more wrinkles, the more overall surface, the cooler what's underneath and that needs to be below body temperature with mammals to be fertile. Good mother nature keeps little things like that in mind.

"Rams wrapped in theremogene beget no lambs!!!"

Besides, the bell rope needs to be longer than the bell for a good grip and general convenient access.

(https://animatedmeta.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/hunchback-bells-heavens-light.gif)

Elaborate scrotums only get in the way and clutter things.
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: Granny Gremlin on September 26, 2016, 08:15:35 AM: I'm with Uwe on this one.... also, I mean, the thing is in a constant state of flux right (due to temp regulation among other things); it gets wrinkly and tight, then other times smoother, looser and lower hanging, and everything in between, so it makes even less sense to me.

A woman who finds yer balls gross is not going to be impressed by this.
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: uwe on September 26, 2016, 08:53:07 AM: And in a - further - stream of consciousness: You don't want the, errm, ballroom to be too cramped either.

(http://gallery.yopriceville.com/var/albums/Animated-Gif-Images/Ballroom_Dance_Animated_GIF_Image.gif?m=1434698385)

(http://picture.yatego.com/images/49ff0fe3c21798.4/f2e340ea2119291383cb6b959e817fff-kqh/schiesser-unterwsche-original-classics-feinripp-unterhose-kurz-mit-eingriff-144109.jpg)

(http://www.originalposter.co.uk/uploads/4876367449760_pic.jpg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJtf7R_oVaw
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: TBird1958 on September 26, 2016, 09:54:24 AM: I'm speechless........................... :-*
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: Granny Gremlin on September 26, 2016, 09:55:03 AM: CYN 4 eva
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: uwe on September 26, 2016, 10:53:55 AM: Quote from: TBird1958 on September 26, 2016, 09:54:24 AM

I'm speechless........................... :-*

Now that's usually hard to do with you.
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: Highlander on September 26, 2016, 01:51:31 PM: Quote from: TBird1958 on September 26, 2016, 09:54:24 AM

[cough] I'm speechless........................... :-* [/and drop]
:mrgreen:
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: TBird1958 on September 26, 2016, 03:27:06 PM: Quote from: uwe on September 26, 2016, 10:53:55 AM
Now that's usually hard to do with you.

I just can't wrap my brain around the idea of a stranger using a needle on my "special purpose" in what can only be a vain attempt to make it cuter. :o
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: Pilgrim on September 26, 2016, 04:07:22 PM: I think if someone wants smooth ones, they can go out and buy a pair of the plastic ones that hang off trailer hitches on big pickups.

(https://creamale.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/truck-balls-dt.jpg)

Only in the YewEssofAy.
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: uwe on September 26, 2016, 05:00:10 PM: Quote from: TBird1958 on September 26, 2016, 03:27:06 PM
I just can't wrap my brain around the idea of a stranger using a needle on my ...

I agree 100%, you really need to be on a first name basis to get some mutual enjoyment out of/have a ball with this.
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: TBird1958 on September 26, 2016, 05:25:30 PM: Quote from: uwe on September 26, 2016, 05:00:10 PM
I agree 100%, you really need to be on a first name basis to get some mutual enjoyment out of/have a ball with this.

I wish my butt was bigger, if I had the spare $$$ maybe some silicone implants ;)
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: Dave W on September 26, 2016, 05:28:37 PM: Thanks to a link at Dave Barry's blog today, here's something else for vain guys to want (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/09/primates-monkeys-blue-scrota-genitalia/?google_editors_picks=true)

Maybe Sherwin-Williams can come up with a formula.
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: uwe on September 27, 2016, 02:17:01 AM: It was about time that this forum of fora devotes itself to male beauty secrets.

At the same time, we must be true to our own scientific standards and that means: Unless proven otherwise, finish does not influence scrota.
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: lowend1 on September 27, 2016, 04:41:58 AM: Quote from: Granny Gremlin on September 26, 2016, 08:15:35 AM
I'm with Uwe on this one.... also, I mean, the thing is in a constant state of flux right (due to temp regulation among other things); it gets wrinkly and tight, then other times smoother, looser and lower hanging, and everything in between, so it makes even less sense to me.

A woman who finds yer balls gross is not going to be impressed by this.

Yes, as a friend used to describe a good band - "Tight as ocean balls."
He also used to use the phrase "walnut shell" when discussing the same shrinkage phenomenon.
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: Pilgrim on September 27, 2016, 12:56:35 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPwhMoQBg_8
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: uwe on September 27, 2016, 01:42:21 PM: Consumer TV is my favorite. It's where the viewer still matters.

Do we have a solution for the prevailing problem of furballs yet?

(http://i.imgur.com/yBb8umt.jpg)

Wrinkle, wrinkle, little ball ...
Good that I can reach you all!
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: OldManC on September 27, 2016, 03:40:56 PM: Quote from: Pilgrim on September 26, 2016, 04:07:22 PM

(https://creamale.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/truck-balls-dt.jpg)

Only in the YewEssofAy.

Actually, I've seen those mostly on vehicles whose drivers come from a little further south.
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: uwe on September 27, 2016, 04:14:24 PM: Must be turkey farmers all of them?
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: uwe on September 27, 2016, 04:18:09 PM: Quote from: TBird1958 on September 26, 2016, 05:25:30 PM

I wish my butt was bigger, if I had the spare $$$ maybe some silicone implants ;)

Yes, Kim, we understand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc1IphRx1pk

(http://cdn.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/articles/2014/11/11/kim-kardashian-bares-her-shiny-bounteous-butt-breaks-the-internet/jcr:content/image.crop.800.500.jpg/47192150.cached.jpg)
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: Granny Gremlin on September 28, 2016, 06:43:41 AM: Quote from: OldManC on September 27, 2016, 03:40:56 PM
Actually, I've seen those mostly on vehicles whose drivers come from a little further south.

Dude, they're all over; we got em up here. Not so much in the city itself.
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: TBird1958 on September 28, 2016, 10:52:01 AM: Quote from: uwe on September 27, 2016, 04:18:09 PM
Yes, Kim, we understand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc1IphRx1pk

(http://cdn.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/articles/2014/11/11/kim-kardashian-bares-her-shiny-bounteous-butt-breaks-the-internet/jcr:content/image.crop.800.500.jpg/47192150.cached.jpg)

Not that big! Jeez, I'd have to pay real estate tax on that much heine!
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: Dave W on September 28, 2016, 05:12:59 PM: The Kuntrashian klan, bringing new meaning to the term butt-ugly.
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: uwe on October 04, 2016, 05:39:41 AM: Apparently, the robbers left her behind untouched.
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: Pilgrim on October 04, 2016, 07:42:13 AM: Quote from: uwe on October 04, 2016, 05:39:41 AM
Apparently, the robbers left her behind untouched.

Evidently it was so oiled up that she slipped from their grasp.... ;D
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: Dave W on October 04, 2016, 12:28:31 PM: I smell a rat. Either it was an inside job or the whole thing is just another publicity stunt for that clan of media whores.
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: Pilgrim on October 04, 2016, 01:17:31 PM: "Clan of Media Whores"

That MUST become a band name immediately!! It's perfect!!! 8)
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: Aussie Mark on October 04, 2016, 02:15:33 PM: Quote from: Dave W on October 04, 2016, 12:28:31 PM
I smell a rat. Either it was an inside job or the whole thing is just another publicity stunt for that clan of media whores.

Agreed. Why else would someone go to the trouble of tying her up if at the very least they don't get a shot of her bleached back door keyhole with the macro setting?
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: Dave W on October 04, 2016, 06:31:28 PM: Quote from: Aussie Mark on October 04, 2016, 02:15:33 PM
Agreed. Why else would someone go to the trouble of tying her up if at the very least they don't get a shot of her bleached back door keyhole with the macro setting?

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Scrotox
Post by: Dave W on October 06, 2016, 11:07:00 AM: The perp has been caught!