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Breast enhancement spell
« on: August 27, 2012, 03:48:10 PM »
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Re: Breast enhancement spell
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2012, 04:23:19 PM »
That's not all they're selling...
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Re: Breast enhancement spell
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2012, 04:41:54 PM »
Snake oil for sale on Ebay?  Say it isn't so!!
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Re: Breast enhancement spell
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2012, 05:51:45 PM »
Better buy now. eBay just announced a ban on spells, potions and psychic readings. Am I the only one keeping a-breast of things?

I like this comment from the article's author: "Instead of signing a petition and sending letters to eBay executives, though, I would have expected most of these sellers to just use their magic to convince eBay to reverse this change."  :)
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Re: Breast enhancement spell
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2012, 09:17:49 AM »
Quote from: gweimer on August 27, 2012, 04:41:54 PM
Snake oil for sale on Ebay?  Say it isn't so!!

The shelved Gibson Continental V bass was allegedly to be made of snake wood - was I missing something then?
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Re: Breast enhancement spell
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2012, 10:58:18 AM »
...and to think I've been doing it for free all these years!
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Re: Breast enhancement spell
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2012, 12:29:50 PM »
"Serious inquires only please."

She can cast a spell but she can't spell.

And the "serious" part, that made me laugh.
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Re: Breast enhancement spell
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2012, 01:59:13 PM »
Quote from: Psycho Bass Guy on August 28, 2012, 10:58:18 AM
...and to think I've been doing it for free all these years!

What, free breast enhancement?

Or...just free breast massage?
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Re: Breast enhancement spell
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2012, 02:10:33 PM »
I just checked (re my post above), August 30 will be the last date you can list in this and other "intangible" categories. Better get your boobies enhanced pronto.

Uh oh, too late, the seller has ended the listing "because the item is no longer available." Guess they're all spelled out.
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Re: Breast enhancement spell
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2012, 05:32:25 PM »
Quote from: Pilgrim on August 28, 2012, 01:59:13 PM
What, free breast enhancement?

Or...just free breast massage?

Seriously, my wife says she could kill me sometimes because I have a goofy joke song that has actually made them bigger, no silicone involved, even as she's lost tremendous amounts of weight. 38DD and I'm not complaining.
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Re: Breast enhancement spell
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2012, 07:08:32 PM »
Quote from: Psycho Bass Guy on August 28, 2012, 05:32:25 PM
Seriously, my wife says she could kill me sometimes because I have a goofy joke song that has actually made them bigger, no silicone involved, even as she's lost tremendous amounts of weight. 38DD and I'm not complaining.

Now YOU have the business opportunity - "We'll call and sing your boobs bigger!!  One phone call to happiness!"
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Re: Breast enhancement spell
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2012, 12:33:08 AM »
You guys are going to think I'm making this up just because it's this forum, but the song does involve a massage and the words are in German, very, very POOR German that translates roughly:
 
"I love huge boobies, beautiful big boobies: not small, bad boobies. I love huge boobies."

..and you have to be in the shower, and soap helps, and I SWEAR I'm not making this up!

(BTW, I got the wife's permission to post this. I even had her review this post before I put it up.)
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Re: Breast enhancement spell
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2012, 02:54:24 AM »
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Re: Breast enhancement spell
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2012, 03:58:30 AM »
 :mrgreen:

I am sure your German must be doing very well by now!!!

They forgot KaHoKl, an acronym for "Kanadische Holzfäller Klaue" or Canadian woodcutter's paw, indicating a certain size, with a Muvo, "Mund voll" or mouth full being on the other side of the spectrum.

I cannot believe I am writing this here. How old are we again?  :mrgreen:
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Re: Breast enhancement spell
« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2012, 04:00:35 AM »
Quote from: Psycho Bass Guy on August 29, 2012, 12:33:08 AM
You guys are going to think I'm making this up just because it's this forum, but the song does involve a massage and the words are in German, very, very POOR German that translates roughly:
 
"I love huge boobies, beautiful big boobies: not small, bad boobies. I love huge boobies."

..and you have to be in the shower, and soap helps, and I SWEAR I'm not making this up!

(BTW, I got the wife's permission to post this. I even had her review this post before I put it up.)

I herewith demand presentation of the German version, mach schnell!!!
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