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Dave W

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Germany leads the way in research
« on: May 19, 2015, 08:15:42 PM »
we're going to have to relearn how to poo

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Re: Germany leads the way in research
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2015, 07:05:58 AM »
This squatting concept seems to be getting some good traction on the social media forums, no pun intended. If it catches on, some enterprising soul could capitalize on an entirely new toilet design perhaps.
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Re: Germany leads the way in research
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2015, 08:45:34 AM »
I know squat about this.  And don't give a poo.
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Re: Germany leads the way in research
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2015, 09:50:18 AM »
Wow, I never thought any good would come from those Berlin brothels having a Hot Carl happy hour.
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Re: Germany leads the way in research
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2015, 10:31:57 AM »


 Squatting is hardly comfy if you're trying to multitask (i.e. read) at the same time.  :-*
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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2015, 12:29:27 PM »

 Squatting is hardly comfy if you're trying to multitask (i.e. read) at the same time.  :-*

And what guy doesn't keep a small library in the bathroom?  Failure to do so would be unamurrican, I tells ya!
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« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2015, 12:39:38 PM »

 I consider it "quality time" for a multitude of reasons............  ;)
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Re: Germany leads the way in research
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2015, 01:07:43 PM »
A good read is the recipe to a happy bowel.

Women only have issues - and they regularly  do - on the toilet because the whole concept is uncomfortable to them, hence this gigantic industry on female bowel improvement. Plus they have this thing about it being the end of the world if they "miss a day". Nonsense, I sometimes need to go three times a day or for two or even three days not at all. Nothing to worry about or start throwing laxatives and detoxifiers into you. It'll all come out in the end.

Whether you sqat or not, free your mind and your anus will follow. And have something to read with you.
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« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2015, 01:54:01 PM »
Love is like taking a dump. Sometimes it works itself out. But sometimes, you need to give it a nice hard slimy push.
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Re: Germany leads the way in research
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2015, 02:01:31 PM »
This squatting concept seems to be getting some good traction on the social media forums, no pun intended. If it catches on, some enterprising soul could capitalize on an entirely new toilet design perhaps.

Like the Koreans?

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Re: Germany leads the way in research
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2015, 02:07:03 PM »
Rarely a problem with the veggie lifestyle... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: Germany leads the way in research
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2015, 02:16:22 PM »
Rarely a problem with the veggie lifestyle... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Or after a large dinner of Mexican food. Does wonders for the ol' regularity.   :o
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Re: Germany leads the way in research
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2015, 03:16:27 PM »
Are we talking burns on the way in... burnz on ze way aus...
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Re: Germany leads the way in research
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2015, 03:31:02 PM »
Are we talking burns on the way in... burnz on ze way aus...

Jahwohl to both.
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Re: Germany leads the way in research
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2015, 07:27:04 PM »
Like the Koreans?
A quick search showed me what you mean. Older toilets in Korea being floor level porcelain bowls. I guess they were ahead of their time. I'm sure the kimchee helps also.
Other than squatting, keeping a good balance of bacterial gut flora is probably more important. Even more so when you have to counter the negative effects of GMO foods and glyphosate from herbicides. I like kombucha for those reasons.
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