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Re: So Barkless
« Reply #30 on: February 21, 2011, 04:27:44 PM »


 Trust me here..... I'm good at "it"

   6 hours of it?!............He might be doing something wrong! Or like the Viagra commercial says " If you're sporting a woody for more than 4 hours, call a doctor" 
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Re: So Barkless
« Reply #31 on: February 21, 2011, 05:16:39 PM »
Quote from: TBird1958 on February 21, 2011, 04:27:44 PM

 Trust me here..... I'm good at "it"

   6 hours of it?!............He might be doing something wrong! Or like the Viagra commercial says " If you're sporting a woody for more than 4 hours, call a doctor" 

Certainly brings new meaning to the term "DEAD WOOD"  ;D
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Re: So Barkless
« Reply #32 on: February 22, 2011, 12:47:26 AM »
Dead wood eaten by fungus....... :P
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Re: So Barkless
« Reply #33 on: February 22, 2011, 07:38:17 AM »
Quote from: TBird1958 on February 21, 2011, 04:27:44 PM

    6 hours of it?!............He might be doing something wrong! Or like the Viagra commercial says " If you're sporting a woody for more than 4 hours, call a doctor" 

Hell, if I'm sporting a woody for 4+ hours I'm calling a press conference!
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Re: So Barkless
« Reply #34 on: February 22, 2011, 09:15:28 AM »
Quote from: Basshappi on February 22, 2011, 07:38:17 AM
Hell, if I'm sporting a woody for 4+ hours I'm calling a press conference!


 I can see the headline now..............

 "Man seen carrying telephone pole"   :o
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Re: So Barkless
« Reply #35 on: February 22, 2011, 10:23:16 AM »
Quote from: Lightyear on February 21, 2011, 04:03:15 PM
Um, Sting claims six plus hours with his tantric meditation :rolleyes:

But I have a theory that this could turn you into a pompus ass  ;D

Possibly even a badly chafed one.
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Re: So Barkless
« Reply #36 on: February 22, 2011, 06:48:59 PM »
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Re: So Barkless
« Reply #37 on: February 24, 2011, 01:21:32 PM »
Dead wood..?

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Re: So Barkless
« Reply #38 on: February 24, 2011, 02:53:00 PM »
Why are you always confusing things, Kenny?  :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: He said Ed Wood.

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Re: So Barkless
« Reply #39 on: February 24, 2011, 03:08:22 PM »


 "More transvestites! I need more transvestites"






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Re: So Barkless
« Reply #40 on: February 24, 2011, 03:18:07 PM »
One seems plenty around here!  :rimshot:

Ok, one-and-a-half then. Dubious events surrounding Herr Fräulein Carlston have never really been sufficiently cleared. Not to scientific certainty at least and therefore to this forum's exacting, yes, even excruciating and rightfully so standards.
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Re: So Barkless
« Reply #41 on: February 24, 2011, 03:26:09 PM »
I has hearin' issues, Boss...



I still fondly remember seeing Plan 9 on a special showing at a screen in London some years back... believe it or not, it is being re-made...
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Re: So Barkless
« Reply #42 on: February 24, 2011, 03:31:35 PM »
The Fifties were an innocent age.

Back then, they would have taken Fräulein Rommel to Area 51 and confined her there.  :mrgreen:
  


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Re: So Barkless
« Reply #43 on: February 24, 2011, 03:42:38 PM »
Nonsense...!
Nothing new here... perfectly normal behaviour...



Ahh... of course... she's over there... (I can see you're more than a match for me... ;D)
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Re: So Barkless
« Reply #44 on: February 24, 2011, 03:59:50 PM »
Quote from: uwe on February 24, 2011, 03:31:35 PM
The Fifties were an innocent age.

Back then, they would have taken Fräulein Rommel to Area 51 and confined her there.  :mrgreen:
  

  Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............Cold body cavity probe anyone?  ;)
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