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Title: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: nofi on January 23, 2010, 08:40:25 AM
i was reading a ritter thread over at Teen Bass. they were chatting about some over the top gold and diamond encrusted and inlaid ritter bass. price tag was 100,000. i made the comment that "if only liberace played bass..." and was swiftly pounced on by a guy called thunderitter. he was really steamed. my bad probably but i was surprised by such swift retribution. oh well, live and learn but i can't seem to grasp the protocol over there. :P ???
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: rahock on January 23, 2010, 08:44:59 AM
I've been known to piss off a few myself ........WTF ;D
Rick
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: Lightyear on January 23, 2010, 08:47:13 AM
What, no linky?  I'd love to read it over!  Personally, I think the Liberace line was well directed  ;D
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: OldManC on January 23, 2010, 09:32:32 AM
Maybe the guy's more into Rock Hudson?
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: gweimer on January 23, 2010, 09:35:13 AM
TB is an enormous site, and the people range from absolute beginners to boutique snobs.  I actually left there for a few years because it got so bad.  There's a lot of good info and people over there, but also a lot of crap to wade through.  There's always a monthly thread on Tal Winkenfield, and always a dozen people asking what the best bass for ______ is.  You take it for what it is.
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: nofi on January 23, 2010, 09:40:05 AM
i guess i ran into the ritterwaffen. sheeesh.
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: Highlander on January 23, 2010, 09:41:48 AM
You mean, there are other bass forums...?  :o
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: Dave W on January 23, 2010, 09:58:26 AM
De gustibus non est disputandum.

This Latin adage came from the Roman scholar Liberacicus.

To my eyes, Ritters are ugly as sin.
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: chromium on January 23, 2010, 10:38:48 AM
I had saved some pics of one sporting stealth tuners, controls, stash boxes, etc...  I think this belonged to a TB member, and I wanna say it costs somewhere in the $teens.  This one just has a pepper rub...  diamond crust'll run ya extra!  :P

I'd feel like I need some Wootenchops™ to play a bass like this.


(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k125/0chromium0/forums/Platinum_Roya_2.jpg)
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k125/0chromium0/forums/Platinum_Roya_4.jpg)

(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k125/0chromium0/forums/Platinum_Roya_10.jpg)
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k125/0chromium0/forums/Platinum_Roya_16.jpg)
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: Highlander on January 23, 2010, 10:44:02 AM
Only a mother could love something that different...?

No, not fair... to each his/her/it's own...

Anyone here want to stan'-up and be counted as fans...?
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: uwe on January 23, 2010, 11:25:58 AM
Very un-German if I may say so. Not tidy and symetric. A Ritter would have had a hard time joining the Waffen SS.
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: TBird1958 on January 23, 2010, 11:30:53 AM


 Not my cup o' tea, thank you.

I like glammy!

That looks like an instrument for someone that actually "plays" bass, me? No. I beat away at it  ;) 
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: Pilgrim on January 23, 2010, 11:43:30 AM
I agree Ritters are ugly.

I hang on TB a lot....and if someone made the Liberace crack at me, I'd probably ask if they were related - or if they just liked the cape.
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: nofi on January 23, 2010, 12:03:09 PM
thing is i didn't direct my remark at anyone, just about a ritter website pic that was up there.
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: Highlander on January 23, 2010, 12:45:58 PM
Some's more sensitive than others... you probably came upon someone who owns one and has been the butt of some ugly humour from his "buddies" for some time... you were the straw...
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: chromium on January 23, 2010, 01:16:18 PM
A lighthearted crack about scoring some matching diamond encrusted knee high socks probably wouldn't fly well either then...   ;D

(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k125/0chromium0/forums/liberacerwb.jpg)
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: Highlander on January 23, 2010, 01:24:29 PM
(LOL... fell off the chair... better now... no, just fell off again...)
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: gweimer on January 23, 2010, 01:56:52 PM
I love those shoes...
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: Dave W on January 23, 2010, 04:07:16 PM
A lighthearted crack about scoring some matching diamond encrusted knee high socks probably wouldn't fly well either then...   ;D

Not to mention the diamond encrusted hot pants.
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: Pilgrim on January 23, 2010, 05:43:41 PM
TB does have a rule against declaring others' basses ugly, which I understand.  Taste is extremely relative.

But he didn't do that.
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: Nocturnal on January 23, 2010, 10:04:35 PM
I see Joe has been going thru his family pictures again! ;D
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: Denis on January 24, 2010, 05:52:01 AM
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k125/0chromium0/forums/liberacerwb.jpg)

Hahaha, I almost blew coffee out my nose! Outstanding!

And that gray/silver bass thingie is uh, let's see, uh. Next?
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: rahock on January 24, 2010, 06:32:34 AM
Hahaha, I almost blew coffee out my nose! Outstanding!

And that gray/silver bass thingie is uh, let's see, uh. Next?

One more here with coffee coming out his nose ;D   What a freakin' peacock.......and yeah that bass would go great with that outfit.
Rick
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: ack1961 on January 24, 2010, 06:36:20 AM
Teen Bass...love it.
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: Pilgrim on January 24, 2010, 11:16:57 AM
A lighthearted crack about scoring some matching diamond encrusted knee high socks probably wouldn't fly well either then...   ;D

(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k125/0chromium0/forums/liberacerwb.jpg)

The OP REALLY needs to post this on TB.  Just like in the cartoons:

"If I dood it, I get a whuppin'.  I dood it."
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: Dave W on January 24, 2010, 12:14:39 PM
The OP REALLY needs to post this on TB.  Just like in the cartoons:

"If I dood it, I get a whuppin'.  I dood it."

First somebody needs to photoshop the diamond Ritter into the pic. Then PM the guy who got upset.
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: TBird1958 on January 24, 2010, 01:00:59 PM


 Uff!  Hairy legs  :puke:
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: rahock on January 24, 2010, 01:06:55 PM
First somebody needs to photoshop the diamond Ritter into the pic. Then PM the guy who got upset.

Oh yeah, replace that baton with the ugmo bass and add a little "I told you so " caption ;D
Rick
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: Pilgrim on January 24, 2010, 02:04:41 PM
Oh yeah, replace that baton with the ugmo bass and add a little "I told you so " caption ;D
Rick

Brilliant!

(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j306/apowell1/Brilliant-1.png)
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: PhilT on January 24, 2010, 02:10:11 PM
Is this the Ritter than makes gigbags with substandard zips?
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: Dave W on January 24, 2010, 11:22:29 PM
No, different company.
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: uwe on January 25, 2010, 07:35:03 AM
Needless to say, the substandard zips and the gigbag that accompany them stem from a company called Ritter in Limeyland - i.e. a country that gave up serious-minded industrial production sometime in the last century in favor of financial wheeling and dealing.

The Ritter bass company, in contrast, is from Germany - home of Mercedes and Porsche and other products of internationally renowned technical excellence!

 :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: PhilT on January 25, 2010, 08:40:49 AM
Oh, I walked into that.  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: Dave W on January 25, 2010, 09:53:35 AM
I thought the Ritter gig bag company was Swiss, not British.

Of course the Swiss would never be involved in international finance.  :-X
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: gearHed289 on January 25, 2010, 12:21:41 PM
Maybe the guy's more into Rock Hudson?

OK, I almost blew PIZZA out my nose on that one!

TB = unbearable. Ritter basses = nice work, but a little too furniture like for me. I'll take something in basic maple, with a nice conversion varnish paint job.  ;D
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: PhilT on January 26, 2010, 06:30:40 AM
I thought the Ritter gig bag company was Swiss, not British.

Of course the Swiss would never be involved in international finance.  :-X

You're right, Dave. Moreover, from the German bit.  :o :o :o

http://www.ritter-bags.com/contact.html
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: uwe on January 26, 2010, 10:10:57 AM
I bought mine in the UK but of course I should have figured that the UK doesn't even produce bags anymore.

I actually find Ritter bags cood quality. They're TBird gig bag is the best thing on the market if you want protection, good looks and a snug fit.
Title: Re: Ritter gaf on TB
Post by: PhilT on January 29, 2010, 08:05:14 AM
I bought a general purpose bass one, which I knew was B stock, and none of the zips on the accessory pockets worked. Then I got one with the TBird, and the pocket zips on that don't work either. Compared to Warwick Rockbags, which have huge zips, the Ritter ones look puny. No problem with the bags themselves though.

Hijack alert!! Send in the Swot team.