I'm not belittling things, but it comes with benefits. Statistically, you will be the first here to get a Nobel Prize and such. And you'd find handwriting Arabic, Hebrew, Urdu, Sindhi and Farsi much easier, you could pull rather than push the pen, no smudging either!
Plus there is always the afterlife, where you will be no doubt richly rewarded for all your trials and tribulations ...
I actually wonder how an octopus brain does that. Some coordination there.