The Last Bass Outpost
Main Forums => The Outpost Cafe => Topic started by: 66Atlas on March 21, 2017, 11:49:45 AM
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http://www.ebay.com/itm/272591654524#
On the plus side he accepts payment in magic beans if your interested.
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Q: Hi, Is this a genuine Chinese PPG guitar or is it the cheap Mexican import? Thanks Neil Mar-20-17
A: Hi Neil, I understand your concern regarding the provenance of this bespoke masterpiece but I can assure you with absolute certainty that this instrument was produced in the centre of Satan's own anus. I hope that puts your mind at ease. All the best, and many thanks for your interest.
:mrgreen:
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I would guess there's no endorsement deal in the works.
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Won't be a cheap Mex import if certain parties in the ol' USofA get their way... :vader:
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Q: Hi, Is this a genuine Chinese PPG guitar or is it the cheap Mexican import? Thanks Neil Mar-20-17
A: Hi Neil, I understand your concern regarding the provenance of this bespoke masterpiece but I can assure you with absolute certainty that this instrument was produced in the centre of Satan's own anus. I hope that puts your mind at ease. All the best, and many thanks for your interest.
:mrgreen:
Q: Hi is this from before '96, I have heard that the guitars from the satans anus factory took a turn for the worse after this date as they started using poorer quality components after an explosion and consequent fire damage. Mar-22-17
A: Hi there, I'm afraid this one was likely produced after 'the problem' at the production facility. I expect this instrument shall remain toxic for some millions of years to come. All the best.
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Sold for £62.