Mendel’s Defecatory Principle

[Dave W]

You younger guys, take note:

This is a deceptively simple philosophy that an exceptionally gifted friend has been slaving over and refining for most of his life. I am delighted to report that he has fine-tuned the principle to its absolute quintessential essence. This he has completed to a degree that it may now be shared with a select band of friends that may appreciate its elegance and simplicity.

[westen44]

So true. 

[TBird1958]

 You know, it's very true 

[Nocturnal]

I think it is quite accurate.

[Pilgrim]

I think there also needs to be a CRS line starting at Zero on the left and rising to 100% on the right.

[uwe]

I don't care what he says - or anyone for that matter.

Vlad Linur

[OldManC]

Perfect!

[Dave W]

I think there also needs to be a CRS line starting at Zero on the left and rising to 100% on the right.

I may not care anymore, but at least I can still remember that I don't care. 

[Pilgrim]

I may not care anymore, but at least I can still remember that I don't care. 

As Pogo might say, that's very philosophawockle!

[Highlander]

I suspect that it might be curved rather than a critical peak; possibly might bottom out sooner too...

Other than that, as near perfect as I've ever seen...

An archaeologist friend summed it all up shortly before he took early retirement, once he'd lost his work buddy (2ic) to a neighbouring county in his rank... he used to call his compatriot "his little monkey"...
I used to comment about my job a decade back that I just don't give a monkey's anymore, and he'd reply that he didn't have one to give...