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Devoted to scientific proof: Is Dave right about "smells and tastes like fish"?

I try to never disagree with Dave, even when he's obviously wrong.
2 (16.7%)
Yeah, it gets up my nose too!
1 (8.3%)
What the hell are you guys talking about?
5 (41.7%)
Can we get back to a semblance of decorum please and just discuss anal sex like we always have?
3 (25%)
Sorry, I'm vegan.
1 (8.3%)

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« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2023, 01:44:44 PM »
You mean Sauerbraten makes for better and more enduring cunnilingus?

I have to digest this.

Sauerbraten is largely undigestible, especially when it has the proper dumplings on the side, which are made from used kitchen sponges. Legend has it that a few years back, somebody threw a batch of them into Lake Mead...
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« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2023, 02:38:06 PM »
You mean Sauerbraten makes for better and more enduring cunnilingus?

I have to digest this.
   

 I'll have to Beta test this here in the States  :-*
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« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2023, 02:57:21 PM »
Sauerbraten is largely undigestible, especially when it has the proper dumplings on the side, which are made from used kitchen sponges. Legend has it that a few years back, somebody threw a batch of them into Lake Mead...

True, I was once, around the mid-80ies, at an autopsy of a gentleman (I was studying law and had an internship at the state prosecutor's office which also has coroner duties in Germany) who hadn't survived the night for - initially - unknown reasons. His last meal in the evening had been Sauerbraten with Klöße (dumplings) and by the still apparent content of his stomach, digestion of dumplings is slow. Poor fellow, heart attack, but at least it happened in his sleep. A guy from our group fainted and I learned that an autopsied freshly dead human body smells an awful lot like a meat counter at a butcher - disconcertingly familiar. We're all mammals after all.
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« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2023, 07:33:44 PM »
Lana is a one-trick-pony, but she entertains me.
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« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2023, 10:49:58 PM »
It's hard to screw up potatoes, but potato dumplings will do it. Even worse than tater tots, which were originally sold by Ore-Ida as animal feed before some exec decided to glue the scraps together and offer them to a gullible public.

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« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2023, 04:55:14 AM »
Given the recent prices of groceries I’m finding the public more desperate than gullible.

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« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2023, 09:48:23 AM »
It's hard to screw up potatoes, but potato dumplings will do it. Even worse than tater tots, which were originally sold by Ore-Ida as animal feed before some exec decided to glue the scraps together and offer them to a gullible public.

I politely disagree. With both. You degenerated Amis.
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« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2023, 08:46:16 PM »

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« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2023, 01:05:56 AM »
Gwyneth is responding to her criticism.  BTW, if she has long Covid, that is a significant factor, and not a good one. 

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« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2023, 06:13:34 AM »
Gwyneth is responding to her criticism.  BTW, if she has long Covid, that is a significant factor, and not a good one. 



News flash: Nutcase celebrity finds a quack to agree with her.

I'm very sympathetic with anyone who has long covid, but I would never take her word that she has it.

No, she doesn't tell anyone else how to live, she just sells them snake oil.

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« Reply #25 on: March 18, 2023, 07:56:13 AM »
I'm not agreeing with her.  I'm just pointing out that if she does actually have Long Covid, that could help explain her appearance.  That doesn't have anything to do with her insane practices such as inserting ozone into her anus.  That is beyond mad. 
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« Reply #26 on: March 18, 2023, 09:59:07 AM »
I know you weren't agreeing with her.

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« Reply #27 on: March 18, 2023, 10:13:32 AM »
All this talk of long Covid, but nobody wants to talk about wide Covid.  :rolleyes:

I think Celebrity Long Covid has taken over from the Celebrity Lymes Disease they all had a few years back. A cover for years of heavy cocaine use, I reckon.

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« Reply #28 on: March 18, 2023, 10:43:02 AM »
Germans are unfailingly polite.

German man stabs friend 11 times following 'row in a sauna about the length of their penises'

They just couldn’t agree on a cut-off point for their dispute, apparently. Though they went to great lengths. Penile envy can be real hard on a friendship.
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« Reply #29 on: March 19, 2023, 10:35:57 PM »
I've always been a Pepsi man.