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Title: The Ugliest Custom Finish Gold Medal Goes To...
Post by: 66Atlas on August 09, 2016, 07:11:16 AM
Click on this link at your own risk...(NSFW airbrush work)

http://www.ebay.com/itm/122077379126?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

I just don't even know what would possess someone to do this but to each their own I guess.
Title: Re: The Ugliest Custom Finish Gold Medal Goes To...
Post by: exiledarchangel on August 09, 2016, 09:13:56 AM
Nice knobs.
Title: Re: The Ugliest Custom Finish Gold Medal Goes To...
Post by: uwe on August 09, 2016, 09:38:34 AM
Taste cums in all sizes.
Title: Re: The Ugliest Custom Finish Gold Medal Goes To...
Post by: TBird1958 on August 09, 2016, 09:59:17 AM
Taste cums in all sizes.

 Eh........Indeed!  :gay:
Title: Re: The Ugliest Custom Finish Gold Medal Goes To...
Post by: 4stringer77 on August 09, 2016, 09:59:48 AM
Cute. I was hoping for some tush on the back.
Title: Re: The Ugliest Custom Finish Gold Medal Goes To...
Post by: uwe on August 09, 2016, 10:36:06 AM
This needs to be spelled right:

"... (NSFW airbrush work)"
Title: Re: The Ugliest Custom Finish Gold Medal Goes To...
Post by: Dave W on August 09, 2016, 11:01:48 AM
Is the pubic hair real or just a paint job?
Title: Re: The Ugliest Custom Finish Gold Medal Goes To...
Post by: uwe on August 09, 2016, 11:04:53 AM
If it is, it must have been imported trafficked from outside of the US of A, just my hunch, but don't you have an Amendement against it? 
Title: Re: The Ugliest Custom Finish Gold Medal Goes To...
Post by: Dave W on August 09, 2016, 11:07:59 AM
Yes, the Nair Amendment.
Title: Re: The Ugliest Custom Finish Gold Medal Goes To...
Post by: uwe on August 09, 2016, 11:20:58 AM
Yup, it reads: "Not one hair apparent under the waistline, indivisible and all."
Title: Re: The Ugliest Custom Finish Gold Medal Goes To...
Post by: Dave W on August 09, 2016, 11:22:53 AM
There were a Brazilian votes in favor of the amendment.
Title: Re: The Ugliest Custom Finish Gold Medal Goes To...
Post by: uwe on August 09, 2016, 11:28:28 AM
Otherwise you would have needed to build a wall against all that hair from down below.
Title: Re: The Ugliest Custom Finish Gold Medal Goes To...
Post by: 66Atlas on August 09, 2016, 12:07:30 PM
All this debate about the furball and I was more disturbed by the poor nipple pierced by the 3 way switch.

Title: Re: The Ugliest Custom Finish Gold Medal Goes To...
Post by: Highlander on August 09, 2016, 01:56:34 PM
When's the Olympic version coming out...?
Title: Re: The Ugliest Custom Finish Gold Medal Goes To...
Post by: uwe on August 09, 2016, 04:08:57 PM
All this debate about the furball and I was more disturbed by the poor nipple pierced by the 3 way switch.

That's a concept of Mark's. The 3 way switch I mean, endless and endful(l) possibilities.
Title: Re: The Ugliest Custom Finish Gold Medal Goes To...
Post by: Aussie Mark on August 09, 2016, 05:02:38 PM
Cute. I was hoping for some tush on the back.

+1
Title: Re: The Ugliest Custom Finish Gold Medal Goes To...
Post by: Granny Gremlin on August 09, 2016, 05:47:19 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8mfJRhDzWU
Title: Re: The Ugliest Custom Finish Gold Medal Goes To...
Post by: wellREDman on August 10, 2016, 03:47:23 AM
All this debate about the furball and I was more disturbed by the poor nipple pierced by the 3 way switch.
I cant get past the fact that they've made the  "implants" in the stomach look like they're inflamed/infected....that's not sexy that's  SORE
Title: Re: The Ugliest Custom Finish Gold Medal Goes To...
Post by: uwe on August 10, 2016, 04:33:37 AM
It's only a prototype, no doubt the production model will iron everything out.
Title: Re: The Ugliest Custom Finish Gold Medal Goes To...
Post by: chromium on August 10, 2016, 07:14:16 AM
When's the Olympic version coming out...?

This one looks a bit closer to the 'summer games' version...

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/12/25/59/1225596331918861499dd1827a6e8884.jpg)
Title: Re: The Ugliest Custom Finish Gold Medal Goes To...
Post by: uwe on August 10, 2016, 09:12:01 AM
Let me assess this carefully and share my learned findings with you:

1. I'm very firm about the master volume control being positioned too high on this particular specimen. Having rammed that point home, pinky reach might have been an issue for swelling effects.

2. Some of the other arrangements are a bit muddled too: garter belts worn over panties tend to get in the way at the most inconvenient times - form should always follow function.

3. But - all in all - a commendable improvement over that hapless furry guitar that started this luthier's wet dream of a thread.

4. Finally, the first 13-string bass I have laid eyes upon, such ingenuity: an ultra-low G tuned to A.
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Post by: TBird1958 on August 10, 2016, 09:40:21 AM


 I second the garter belt statement, they're fun and sexy - ya just have to remember to wear your panties over it  :-*