(The prosecution, Herr David Westheimer, walked forward... a smile upon his face...)
I haf researched zhis footage und IIRC zhat it is from ze Rainbow Theatre, in North London...
(The smile broadening...)
... und I
hate to say zhis Herr Hornung, he used a
black Fender Precision zhat night - check shortly after ze intro off your evidence, und again at 2.58-3.01, zhen at 3.37-3.41, und finally at 4.09-4.15... Zhere are other shots, but not worthy to be used as clear evidence - I am sorry Herr Hornung...
(smiling at his old adversary)
... but I must ask the learned Judge to find the accused guilty as charged...
(Uwe Hornung looked distraut, picking up his briefs to pack them away in his case, when suddenly, the court doors were flung open and in ran one of his underlings, totally out of breath, into the court to the disblief of the officials, and shouted...)
WAIT...!
(Looking at at Hornung, the relief showing on his bosses face...)
I did look for some footage, boss, but failed to find any... But I did find zis; he did use his Wal at ze Marquee Club, in London... Ze name of ze aforementioned und venerated venue can be seen behind Herr Gustafson - his honour is upheld...
(The Judge looked at the prosecutor with scorn upon his face)
The evidence is irrefutable, und ve haf a witness that can assure you that he certainly played with
exceptional dexterity...
(Westheimer was crushed)
Case dismissed; the accused may proceed with damages claims against the State...
