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Title: Language barrier
Post by: Dave W on April 26, 2010, 08:05:06 AM
Guide dog, gay dog (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/1044530/Gay-dog-refused-entry-to-Adelaide-restaurant)

If this was one stupid employee, I can't see fining the restaurant owners, but their statement sounds even more stupid.
Title: Re: Language barrier
Post by: uwe on April 26, 2010, 11:24:41 AM
I thought that in Australia only all sheep were gay. Not that the poor creatures have much of a choice really ...

That said, I fail to comprehend why a single gay dog should prove more burdensome to the restaurant than a single straight one. While copulating dogs of either both sexes or just one might not be to everyone's, errrm, taste who eats there, sexual leanings that remain unpracticed in the public eye should not be that offensive, dog or no dog, blind or seeing.

Unless the dog listened to Barbara Streisand a lot that is.
Title: Re: Language barrier
Post by: Barklessdog on April 26, 2010, 11:48:43 AM
The dog did not choose to be gay, his/her owner made him/her that way
Title: Re: Language barrier
Post by: ack1961 on April 26, 2010, 01:50:39 PM
The restaurant should also be forced to update their sign to read "gay dogs welcome""
Title: Re: Language barrier
Post by: Basvarken on April 26, 2010, 02:18:09 PM
  8) : What's wrong with my guide dog?

(http://epdesigns.com.au/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/pink-poodle-6a.jpg)
Title: Re: Language barrier
Post by: uwe on April 26, 2010, 03:06:17 PM
"We turn a blind eye to the sexual leanings of all our patrons."
Title: Re: Language barrier
Post by: TBird1958 on April 26, 2010, 03:20:35 PM
Quote from: Basvarken on April 26, 2010, 02:18:09 PM
  8) : What's wrong with my guide dog?

(http://epdesigns.com.au/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/pink-poodle-6a.jpg)


Finally! A Poodle I like  :gay:
Title: Re: Language barrier
Post by: gweimer on April 26, 2010, 03:25:01 PM
(http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID2696/images/PoodleMohawkRESIZE.jpg)
Title: Re: Language barrier
Post by: Freuds_Cat on April 26, 2010, 10:10:49 PM
Quote from: uwe on April 26, 2010, 11:24:41 AM
I thought that in Australia only all sheep were gay. Not that the poor creatures have much of a choice really ...


 um....thats why we have so many?    ???  ;)   I guess the adoption trade between Oz and NZ keeps the numbers up.  ;D

Most sheep being female I guess thats a lot of lesbian sheep?  :D
Title: Re: Language barrier
Post by: Freuds_Cat on April 26, 2010, 10:15:02 PM
Really the blind guy is a bit of a moron if he could'nt work out that the waiter was getting the words "guide" and "gay" confused and a bit of an asshole if he did understand this and continued with the prosecution anyway. The local media have bagged the blind guy a bit for this to be honest.
Title: Re: Language barrier
Post by: Dave W on April 26, 2010, 10:42:47 PM
Quote from: Freuds_Cat on April 26, 2010, 10:10:49 PM
um....thats why we have so many?    ???  ;)   I guess the adoption trade between Oz and NZ keeps the numbers up.  ;D

Most sheep being female I guess thats a lot of lesbian sheep?  :D

I don't know about lesbian sheep, but there are the cowboys to consider.

MAY BE NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79QOa1SXXAA
Title: Re: Language barrier
Post by: uwe on April 27, 2010, 10:07:54 AM
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Language barrier
Post by: Highlander on April 27, 2010, 10:46:42 AM
(http://i655.photobucket.com/albums/uu280/kjrstewart/random%20stuff/20080816Neil7.jpg)
GAY...?

(Poor old Neils a MOLT... missing a couple of essentials...)
Title: Re: Language barrier
Post by: uwe on April 27, 2010, 12:44:35 PM
Quote from: Kenny Five-O on April 27, 2010, 10:46:42 AM
(http://i655.photobucket.com/albums/uu280/kjrstewart/random%20stuff/20080816Neil7.jpg)
GAY...?

(Poor old Neils a MOLT... missing a couple of essentials...)

Come hither, wooly one!!! The silence of the lambs, alas!
Title: Re: Language barrier
Post by: TBird1958 on April 27, 2010, 10:27:12 PM
Quote from: uwe on April 27, 2010, 12:44:35 PM
Come hither, wooly one!!! The silence of the lambs, alas!


 ;D

LM :gay: AO
Title: Re: Language barrier
Post by: Freuds_Cat on April 27, 2010, 11:03:13 PM
heheh ;D
Title: Re: Language barrier
Post by: Highlander on April 28, 2010, 11:44:56 AM
Now Lady V., tell me about your childhood...?

... und Herr Hornung, ve haf your padded room vaiting for you...

(http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/zee/xAewwvajdCGDqpgtcaoucrfHaDIdEdskeGovFhFhEyujJccwrkziIvAGqfBb/media_httpbitsandpiecesuswpcontentuploads200906imagesyou20are20what20you20eat2jpg_HtnGhblkihxzlqI.jpg.scaled500.jpg)