I think Uwe would be perfect for that job.
I would turn it into a Gibson Protektorat perhaps?
Naw, I'd finally introduce a long scale, three-single-coils
Stratobasster- a Ritchie Blackmore Signature Model with scalloped neck in the upper registers à la Billy Sheehan's Attitude and whammy bar!!! With regenerating neck growth for obvious reasons.
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