I feel emotionally attached to all men called Ken! It's because mum and dad wouldn't let me play with this here!!!
Actually, it's true in a way.
When I still played, no, not with myself, but with these here,
I asked my parents whether they would buy me one of these here (as chance would have it, actually for Easter)
They laughed it off and I never got one. I was seriously disappointed. All the astronauts I knew (saw on TV more like ...) in real life had wives that would wave at or - progress has its victims - mourn for them after another one of Wernher von Braun's fine inventions had accidentally exploded. How could Matt Mason then not be married? I found his bachelor status unrealistic and intolerable. It really spoiled it for me. I was even prepared to accept Barbie's larger scale which would have made her look like The Attack of the 50 Foot Woman in comparison to Matt.
My foundations as a man with steady relationship convictions were laid - pun unintended! - back then.
