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Title: Pizza problems
Post by: Dave W on June 28, 2016, 01:21:50 PM
NSFW language warning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkqg6HE888A
Title: Re: Pizza problems
Post by: gweimer on June 28, 2016, 02:14:02 PM
Life imitates art.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHGJEdjCoeU
Title: Re: Pizza problems
Post by: gearHed289 on June 29, 2016, 07:43:09 AM
HA! That's a "blonde joke" I've been telling for years.

Also, what does anyone outside of Chicago know about pizza anyway?  8)
Title: Re: Pizza problems
Post by: Dave W on June 29, 2016, 08:37:30 PM
HA! That's a "blonde joke" I've been telling for years.

Also, what does anyone outside of Chicago know about pizza anyway?  8)

The pizza I had in Chicago was excellent. Too bad I haven't been there in years. If you ever visit the Twin Cities, I'll take you to my favorite neighborhood pizza joint and introduce you to Polish sausage and sauerkraut pizza.

Anyway, have you seen this guy's other videos featuring Jen? She's apparently his fiancee. He's definitely not marrying her for her intellect.
Title: Re: Pizza problems
Post by: uwe on June 30, 2016, 09:04:14 AM
And that, dear friends, is why the Brexit referendum turned out the way it did.
Title: Re: Pizza problems
Post by: Dave W on June 30, 2016, 07:31:38 PM
And that, dear friends, is why the Brexit referendum turned out the way it did.

She was conflicted about it.  ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZO9JGSScMQ
Title: Re: Pizza problems
Post by: uwe on July 01, 2016, 09:02:57 AM
I sooooo do pray this is satire! If it's not, then the Brits leaving may be a good thing after all.
Title: Re: Pizza problems
Post by: Dave W on July 01, 2016, 09:34:05 AM
I don't think it's satire, she's, errm, intellectually challenged. And the guy really needs to watch out, just look at those long fingernails.
Title: Re: Pizza problems
Post by: Highlander on July 01, 2016, 04:51:39 PM
Referendum...? Did I miss something...? :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Pizza problems
Post by: Rob on July 01, 2016, 05:45:44 PM
Referendum...? Did I miss something...? :mrgreen:

No Kenny it was refee-end-um
Title: Re: Pizza problems
Post by: Highlander on July 04, 2016, 03:02:16 PM
Ah ... E U end um ... :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Pizza problems
Post by: Dave W on July 04, 2016, 08:36:32 PM
She's pronouncing it ref-ee-end-um. Don't ask her to pronounce Brexit.
Title: Re: Pizza problems
Post by: Alanko on July 05, 2016, 02:42:12 AM
And that, dear friends, is why the Brexit referendum turned out the way it did.

I'm glad you said it first. I watched that video and thought 'pffft, bet she voted out'.

She clearly cannot visualise fractions, so has to rely on empirical evidence.
Title: Re: Pizza problems
Post by: Pilgrim on July 05, 2016, 07:53:12 AM
She's pronouncing it ref-ee-end-um. Don't ask her to pronounce Brexit.

Based on her pronunciation, she probably thinks she has two brexits.
Title: Re: Pizza problems
Post by: uwe on July 05, 2016, 08:40:34 AM
And she will pretty soon the way it looks!
Title: Re: Pizza problems
Post by: Highlander on July 05, 2016, 09:30:30 PM
... Don't ask her to pronounce Brexit.

Reddy-Brexit... sort of a ghastly cereal... or is that a serial...? :o
Title: Re: Pizza problems
Post by: Dave W on July 23, 2016, 01:53:23 PM
Jen returns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0yebRIYcyM
Title: Re: Pizza problems
Post by: uwe on July 27, 2016, 07:31:16 AM
I have a hunch that this just very good acting, not the natural beauty of her being a moron. The overt chewing gum and the trash fake nails can't hide the fact that she is very much in control of her voice, facial expressions and body language. She really isn't the real thing, she carefully tries to look and act the part. But actually she looks more like she was Kristin Scott Thomas' daughter. And went to a boarding school with straight As in all science-related subjects.

She'd probably be a brilliant stand-up comedienne, Saturday Night Live needs some fresh British blood now!

(http://213.136.77.77/product-images/celebrities-images/1Kristin%20Scott%20Thomas-2.jpg)

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/nZO9JGSScMQ/maxresdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Pizza problems
Post by: Dave W on July 27, 2016, 10:53:11 AM
If she were the real thing, she'd never let her boyfriend post these videos. They are very well done and entertaining.
Title: Re: Pizza problems
Post by: uwe on July 27, 2016, 11:27:14 AM
I think she's a talent with her mock dead-seriousness. Dumb people often are.
Title: Re: Pizza problems
Post by: Dave W on July 28, 2016, 01:07:39 PM
As a result of posting this latest video of Jen, which I watched exactly once, when I went to my YouTube home page last night there were eight different Pokemon related channels recommended for me, plus several more individual videos. WTF? I don't play any video games, don't even know what Pokemon is about except for what I hear from news stories, and don't want to know any more.

I sure wish you could turn off YT recommendations and suggestions completely.
Title: Re: Pizza problems
Post by: uwe on July 28, 2016, 01:44:31 PM
Don't say it, Dave, P - O - K - E - C - R - A - P ... I know all about it. My wife amd my stepdaughter are already afflicted

(http://www.pixoto.com/images-photography/public-holidays/halloween/zombie-mental-patients-5077438948179968.jpg)


and consequently stark raving mad about it. I am seriously considering the abolition of cell phones around the house, wimmin' shouldn't have them by rights anyway. They only do silly things with them or phone too long, clogging up the networks.

We are living in a world where madness has become the norm.

I didn't even like that screen ping pong left/right bing-bing or pacman as it came up in the late 70ies - nothing I have seen since then has enticed me to change my mind. Watching Avatar (the movie) once was as computer gamish as I got.

I am proud that my two kids in their early 20ies are totally ignorant of computer games (they could have played all they wanted at home, but they just never saw their parents do it), Leon had a few months of Grand Theft in his early teenage years, but recovered soon enough. These days he doesn't even own a computer. And never answers his cell.  :-\