Elon Musk bys Gibson!

[Dave W]

New model announced, too!

Gibson sold, Xibson the new name - Elon Musk bought the musical instrument factory

[uwe]

That means classic Gold Tops will return en masse because anything Elon touches turns to ...

The Firebird X will be resurrected first though by him, he thought it was a promising, all too soon abandoned idea that should be taken further. And all Xibson fretboards from the newly named facility in Muskville will be factory-treated with Musk Oil from now on.

New advertisements will be rolled out on social media referring to Fender players as "pedo guys" - though not in a literal sense of course and only as free speech-protected general marketplace of opinions discussion.

Rumors about Epiphone's imminent renaming as Elonphone remain unconfirmed at time of printing.


And the Earth shall be wrested from
          the hands of the meek!

[Highlander]

I presume they are all going to be active but if the battery pack fails will it keep burning for hours...?

[uwe]

Progress needs sacrifice!

[ilan]

That means classic Gold Tops will return en masse because anything Elon touches turns to ...

I think this finish is more appropriate

[Dave W]

I presume they are all going to be active but if the battery pack fails will it keep burning for hours...?

If not, the replacement battery will cost more than the guitar.