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Barklessdog

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This teacher will have plenty on his hands
« on: November 16, 2011, 07:34:44 AM »
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2011/11/15/teacher-accused-of-masturbating-in-class/

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SCHAUMBURG, Ill. (CBS) – A teacher at a suburban Christian school has been charged with a felony, after he was fired for allegedly masturbating behind a podium while teaching class.
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Re: This teacher will have plenty on his hands
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2011, 07:37:50 AM »
I guess he's a hands on kind of teacher.
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Re: This teacher will have plenty on his hands
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2011, 07:44:49 AM »
 i'm never prepared for this kind of stuff. although i guess i shouln't be surprised. i'm at a lose...
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Re: This teacher will have plenty on his hands
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2011, 10:29:41 AM »
He oughta go teach at Penn State.  :-\
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Re: This teacher will have plenty on his hands
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2011, 10:54:23 AM »
I just have to know...........what is it that he was teaching?
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Re: This teacher will have plenty on his hands
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2011, 11:01:08 AM »
He was majoring in minors.
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Re: This teacher will have plenty on his hands
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2011, 11:29:14 AM »
He comes in the classroom quite often I hear.
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Re: This teacher will have plenty on his hands
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2011, 12:52:45 PM »


 :puke:



 My body is a playground of sorts, no secret there, but really, privacy is recommended.
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Re: This teacher will have plenty on his hands
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2011, 01:15:04 PM »
I guess we are being a bit heavy handed here.
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Re: This teacher will have plenty on his hands
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2011, 01:38:53 PM »
Quote from: rahock on November 16, 2011, 10:54:23 AM
I just have to know...........what is it that he was teaching?
Rick

I'm gonna guess physics?  

"Ok class, once the concept of position is firmly established, the ideas of rest and motion naturally follow"
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Re: This teacher will have plenty on his hands
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2011, 01:40:31 PM »

Quote from: Barklessdog on November 16, 2011, 01:15:04 PM
I guess we are being a bit heavy handed here.

Not me! 

As I've always maintained, I have smallish, almost girlie size hands, and if I use my left - it's like someone else is doing it  ;)   
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Re: This teacher will have plenty on his hands
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2011, 02:45:01 PM »
Wow.  Schaumburg.  My dad would probably have known that school.  He was principal of Schaumburg High School.

If someone is THAT disgusted with their job and their life, they should find a quick exit and a better way of dealing with things.
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Re: This teacher will have plenty on his hands
« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2011, 05:31:07 AM »
Quote from: Dave W on November 16, 2011, 11:01:08 AM
He was majoring in minors.

Of all the great wise ass comments made here , this is my favorite ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: This teacher will have plenty on his hands
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2011, 05:39:04 AM »
Biology class then.

Or music teaching. Beatoff(t)en's Fifth.

Was this summer or winter sperm he was teaching?
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Re: This teacher will have plenty on his hands
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2011, 06:40:56 AM »
The worst part here, which is unforgivable, is he's been doing it over a Decade!

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