Love hurts! Ouch!

[Barklessdog]

http://www.jsonline.com/news/crime/woman-is-jailed-in-bizarre-east-side-stabbing-s2300os-133548103.html

Team Jacob I would say?

A Milwaukee woman apparently interested in werewolf spirits having sex was in jail Wednesday after an 18-year-old man endured 300 puncture wounds when their sexual encounter "got out of hand," a police affidavit says.

[uwe]

What a killjoy the guy was. This is tantamount to a couple having consensual sex and then the woman claiming she was raped. Don't get into the frying pan if you can't stand the heat needles.

[Dave W]

She's even scarier looking than that Bialek woman.

[Pilgrim]

Ah, this is simply a violation of the basic guy rule of sex:  Never sleep with anyone weirder than you.  (Even though it can be fun!)

[OldManC]

She's even scarier looking than that Bialek woman.

I saw a quote that made me laugh:

"And here it is today we bring in Sharon Bialek, who looks like Megan McCain in about, I don’t know 5 years."

I was trying to figure out why she looked hideously familiar. 

Disclaimer: this is in no way a comment on anyone's political leanings. A scary looking fool (who puts herself in the spotlight) is open to ridicule from all sides.

[Dave W]

Disclaimer: this is in no way a comment on anyone's political leanings. A scary looking fool (who puts herself in the spotlight) is open to ridicule from all sides.

LOL at the Meghan McCain comparison, but even she probably won't be that scary looking.

Leaving aside political leanings: those non-disclosure agreements may or may not be hiding things unfavorable to Cain. We just don't know. But Bialek is just not believable. It's because of the "I have a boyfriend" line. If a man is trying to force your head into his crotch, whether or not you have a boyfriend has nothing to do with it. You would just tell him to stop. She mentioned her boyfriend about ten times in seven-minute statement. She's reading a script invented by Gloria Allred, not something that actually happened.

Besides, she's too ugly for Herman Cain and too skinny for Bill Clinton. Maybe Schwarzenegger...

[Nocturnal]

Usually I dismiss anything that Gloria Allred gets involved with. This situation is no different. That woman is beyond horrible.

I don't have a "side" in politics. I do however find it odd that the same media outlets that knew all about the John Edwards story and covered it up, can't seem to stop covering the Cain story/accusations.

[rahock]

So ,300 stab wounds is apparently getting "out of hand". I am curious as to what number of stab wounds would be considered acceptable. A guy needs to know this stuff for future reference .
Rick

[Pilgrim]

So ,300 stab wounds is apparently getting "out of hand". I am curious as to what number of stab wounds would be considered acceptable. A guy needs to know this stuff for future reference .
Rick

I salute your carefully considered approach to this socially pressing issue!!

[Dave W]

So ,300 stab wounds is apparently getting "out of hand". I am curious as to what number of stab wounds would be considered acceptable. A guy needs to know this stuff for future reference .
Rick

Keep in mind that this happened in Wisconsin, home of Ed Gein. And in Milwaukee, home of Jeffrey Dahmer. Where one stab wound would be out of hand in most places, in Wisconsin it takes at least 100, and if you're in Milwaukee, probably 299.

From National Lampoon's Deteriorata:

"And reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot
It could only be worse in Milwaukee."