Wee Jock called all of his friends in one by one and made a final request of them before passing on...
On the day he was buried and just after he was lowered into the ground, his friends stood round to hear the eulogy...
Everyone was shocked when Jimmy unzipped and started to p*ss on wee Jocks coffin...
"Fer Heven's sake Jimmy, whit yer doin..."
"Well, wee Jock asked me to put a bottle of his favourite malt in wi' 'im an' a thought he wid'na mind if ah passed it through ma system firrst...!"
