Brilliant idea

[Dave W]

Cinema hires "Ninjas" to cut obnoxious behaviour

I hope this spreads to the US.

[nofi]

this will not work here because:

teenage girls will scream on purpose just so they can get ninjad.

sooner or later someone will bust a cap in some ninja ass.

these guys better have real ninja skills to survive at the local ciniplex.

[Dave W]

Some approaches do work. The Alamo Drafthouse doesn't tolerate disruption.

From the YT description: "We do not tolerate people that talk or text in the theater. In fact, before every film, we have several warnings on screen to prevent such happenings. Occasionally, someone doesn't follow the rules, and we do, in fact, kick their asses out of our theater. This video is an actual voicemail from a woman that was kicked out of one of our Austin theaters. Thanks, anonymous woman, for being awesome."

NSFW: Language

[Rob]

Long A's in theater stand for ass wipes

[Highlander]

My favourite example of bad behaviour in a public place concerns a bag of vegetable soup and a rollercoaster - let the bag loose duing mid-flight and everyone thinks they are being spattered by vomit...

That cimena is showing Dark Star tomorrow night...

[rahock]

My favourite example of bad behaviour in a public place concerns a bag of vegetable soup and a rollercoaster - let the bag loose duing mid-flight and everyone thinks they are being spattered by vomit... )

I could see myself doing something like this when I was about 14 years old. I'm a bit suprised I never thought of it .
Rick

[Highlander]

[tsk tsk] Oh Ricky, Ricky, Ricky... we all know the male of the species never grows up... [/tsk tsk]

[rahock]

[tsk tsk] Oh Ricky, Ricky, Ricky... we all know the male of the species never grows up... [/tsk tsk]

Don't try to talk me in to this. I'm not falling for it, won't do it, no how , no way , I'm all grown up now. But , just for the sake of discussion, what brand of vegetable soup do you think would work best .
Rick

[gweimer]

Don't try to talk me in to this. I'm not falling for it, won't do it, no how , no way , I'm all grown up now. But , just for the sake of discussion, what brand of vegetable soup do you think would work best .
Rick

I'm surprised nobody mentioned split pea soup.

[clankenstein]

dont leave out the diced carrots.

[Highlander]

... and tomato skins...

Most "cream of vegetable" have the right colour and consistency - Heinz chunkies are quite good too, not that I'd know of alternate uses, of course, just from enjoying the odd bowl or two...

[Rob]

My vote is for Campbells Chicken Gumbo the rice has nice texture and already looks partially digested.

[Dave W]

Oatmeal. It already looks like something that's been eaten and regurgitated.

[Highlander]

How it's done in Vomitwood...

[rahock]

This just keeps sounding better and better.  I fear I'm in danger of having an adolesent relapse .
Rick