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Dave W

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The jazz police
« on: December 16, 2009, 09:12:06 AM »
They really exist!

This is ridiculous. What next? Call the cops because your favorite band isn't rocking hard enough?

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Re: The jazz police
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2009, 09:15:52 AM »
There was Dutch band called Jazz Politie.

Their name was meant as a joke, to make fun of all the so called connaisseurs in the audience.


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Re: The jazz police
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2009, 09:31:18 AM »
Look out Kenny G :o
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Re: The jazz police
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2009, 09:44:59 AM »
wow. sounds just like the self appointed blues police. this guy needs to be clockwork oranged. :rolleyes:

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Re: The jazz police
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2009, 10:54:49 AM »


This is of course not for everyone (though Ochs' sax is not as aurally demanding as the guitar but even that settles down after a while), but if jazz is not allowed to be experimental then what is? What would the Spanish gentleman have said about Miles in the late sixties?

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Re: The jazz police
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2009, 11:32:24 AM »
You can tell they're jazz police because they have syncopated beats!

(I wish I had come up with this myself!)

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Re: The jazz police
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2009, 11:38:15 AM »
Just more evidence we live in a tattletale society, where one crackpot or curmudgeon can invoke the police or frivolous lawsuits.  That "16 tons" prop from Monty Python needs to drop on a few people.
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Re: The jazz police
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2009, 05:49:17 PM »
The guy was just lucky he wasn't at Monterey, Hendrix would have given him a heart attack.
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