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Dave W
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Don't eat those tortillas
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February 11, 2020, 08:58:58 AM »
A special rolling pin
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uwe
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Enabler ...
Re: Don't eat those tortillas
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February 11, 2020, 12:54:35 PM »
What's wrong with multiple use gadgets I cry?!
"At least Peggy was so clueless about her “vibrating rolling pin” actually being a dildo that we can be reasonably assured the thing wasn’t pulling double duty."
Can we all for once agree
that no one cracks a "fish taste tortilla" joke now?
https://www.taste.com.au/recipes/spicy-fish-tortilla-plate/abe8264f-512c-4d55-9cef-2988ebce5166
Life imitating art, it's like that Borat village scene with the amputee getting a sex toy rubber arm from Borat "all the way from America" to use as a prosthetic arm:
"Another resident, Nicolae Tudorache - who was told at the time that the rubber sex toy filmmakers attached to his amputated arm was, in fact, a prosthetic - was equally devastated. 'It is disgusting. They conned us into doing all these things and never told us anything about what was going on. They made us look like primitives; like uncivilised savages."
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We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...
gweimer
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Re: Don't eat those tortillas
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February 11, 2020, 01:53:42 PM »
So.....
Peggy has apparently never had a need for either knowing about, or using, a dildo.
Her customers, however....
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Telling tales of drunkenness and cruelty
westen44
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February 11, 2020, 11:49:39 PM »
...seem to be quite familiar with the topic, needless to say.
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