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Dave W

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Don't eat those tortillas
« on: February 11, 2020, 08:58:58 AM »

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Re: Don't eat those tortillas
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2020, 12:54:35 PM »
What's wrong with multiple use gadgets I cry?!

"At least Peggy was so clueless about her “vibrating rolling pin” actually being a dildo that we can be reasonably assured the thing wasn’t pulling double duty."  :rimshot:

Can we all for once agree that no one cracks a "fish taste tortilla" joke now?   :rolleyes:

https://www.taste.com.au/recipes/spicy-fish-tortilla-plate/abe8264f-512c-4d55-9cef-2988ebce5166

Life imitating art, it's like that Borat village scene with the amputee getting a sex toy rubber arm from Borat "all the way from America" to use as a prosthetic arm:

"Another resident, Nicolae Tudorache - who was told at the time that the rubber sex toy filmmakers attached to his amputated arm was, in fact, a prosthetic - was equally devastated. 'It is disgusting. They conned us into doing all these things and never told us anything about what was going on. They made us look like primitives; like uncivilised savages."



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Re: Don't eat those tortillas
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2020, 01:53:42 PM »
So.....

Peggy has apparently never had a need for either knowing about, or using, a dildo.

Her customers, however....
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Re: Don't eat those tortillas
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2020, 11:49:39 PM »
...seem to be quite familiar with the topic, needless to say. 
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