The fact that he can't play and is evidently tone-deaf does not have a lot to do with the quality (or lack thereof) of his primitive creations. Neither Leo Fender nor Ned Steinberger could play guitar or bass.
True, but Henry J could!And Leo and Ned never made themselves laughing stock by attempting to do it either.
Or you could be Boris.
Fretting behind the capo? Bunch of weirdo left lane drivers!