I think I'm having an Eruption now ...
The 21st Century TBird with an ergonomic body, ultimate balance, 21 fret neck, a low B (helpful when playing Jump and other goodies), endless upper register access, a bridge pup moved slightly forward to the middle and, errm, a Kahler.
You guys continue your heathen devotion to hopelessly outdated instruments from the sixties and seventies while I take great strides in bringing the bass into the new millenium!!! Mortals!!!