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Pilgrim

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Senior text abbreviations
« on: July 20, 2014, 08:15:36 PM »
This may help others who are my age.  There are other versions circulating with changes here and there...

ATD – At The Doctor
BTW – Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM – Covered By Medicare
DWI – Driving While Incontinent
FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
FYI – Found your Insulin
GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA – Got Heartburn Again
HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL – Living On Lipitor
LWO – Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR – On My Massage Recliner
OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
SGGP – Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL – Talk To You Louder
WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
WTF – Wet The Furniture
BFF – Best Friend Farted
CGU – Can’t Get Up
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Re: Senior text abbreviations
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2014, 08:51:49 PM »
I always bring my own teeth. In the immortal words of the great philosopher Soupy Sales, be true to your teeth and they'll never be false to you.
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Re: Senior text abbreviations
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2014, 07:12:20 AM »
soupy sales! i saw him at a thanksgiving day parade in nyc about a century ago. i loved that guy. uwe will be along to explain in great detail the musical exploits of his sons. :mrgreen:
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Re: Senior text abbreviations
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2014, 08:12:53 AM »
Would one of them be the founder of SalesForce?   ;)
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Re: Senior text abbreviations
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2014, 08:44:13 AM »


 It's missing this one:

 GOML = Get Off My Lawn  :o

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Re: Senior text abbreviations
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2014, 09:08:58 AM »
Quote from: TBird1958 on July 21, 2014, 08:44:13 AM

 It's missing this one:

 GOML = Get Off My Lawn  :o

Shouldn't that be GOMFL?   :o
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Re: Senior text abbreviations
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2014, 01:05:22 PM »

 If your speaking in Clevelandese - yes!  ;) 
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Re: Senior text abbreviations
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2014, 05:54:32 PM »
Quote from: Dave W on July 20, 2014, 08:51:49 PM
I always bring my own teeth. In the immortal words of the great philosopher Soupy Sales, be true to your teeth and they'll never be false to you.
HAHAHAHA
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Re: Senior text abbreviations
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2014, 04:43:56 AM »
Quote from: nofi on July 21, 2014, 07:12:20 AM
soupy sales! i saw him at a thanksgiving day parade in nyc about a century ago. i loved that guy. uwe will be along to explain in great detail the musical exploits of his sons. :mrgreen:

My old buddy , Joe Messina guitarist for the Funk Brothers, ran the band for Soupys night show. He had a lot of stories to tell ;D.
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Re: Senior text abbreviations
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2014, 01:13:42 PM »
I may have posted this before.

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