May I put forward that the wrinkles are there for a reason? Form follows function: the more wrinkles, the more overall surface, the cooler what's underneath and that needs to be below body temperature with mammals to be fertile. Good mother nature keeps little things like that in mind.
"Rams wrapped in theremogene beget no lambs!!!"
Besides, the bell rope needs to be longer than the bell for a good grip and general convenient access.
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Elaborate scrotums only get in the way and clutter things.
Consumer TV is my favorite. It's where the viewer still matters.
Do we have a solution for the prevailing problem of furballs yet?
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Wrinkle, wrinkle, little ball ...
Good that I can reach you all!